Under The Lights: T’was The Night After Christmas Edition

Evening, ladies and gents. I hope you’re enjoying your day after Christmas hangover. I know I am, even though like QS this was written before I would know.
Tonight we have the Motor City Bowl, featuring a couple good quarterbacks in Florida Atlantic’s Rusty Smith and Central Michigan’s Dan LeFevour, who is basically Tim Tebow, except [...]

Under The Lights: I Shouldn’t Be Righting (/Stigs’d) This

Good evening, loyal readers. It was yet another wonderful day here at MLJ. Or at least I’m assuming so, since I spent most of today driving home in a midst of flurries and crappy roads. Thankfully (?) I’m safe. 
I did see that CRM’s wonderful post on former OSU linebacker Andy Lastnameican’tspell got linked. Congrats intern, [...]

Under The Lights: It’s Bilzzarding Edition

That’s what it looks like outside right now, including the Model T. It’s whiter than a KKK meeting outside at the moment (thank you, I’ll be here all week). 
And so comes the end of another week/day on MLJ. Earlier I made my gallant return to quality start, Hef and Roman had some actual baseball talk, [...]

Under The Lights: It’s Cold Edition

Checking the temperature, we have a temp od 30 degrees, but due to the massive wind, like usual, it feels like 18 out there. Ouch. Needless to say I’ll be drinking to warm up tonight. I recommend you all get out there and socialize, but in case you’re like me, and the latter years of [...]

Under The Lights: Super Mario Edition

Sad story, ladies and gentlemen, the combination of a midterm on Monday, a paper due on Monday, and the fact that it’s roughly -30 celsius outside means that I’ll be sticking around tonight.
As yet another week wraps up on MLJ we look back on yet another great week: Roman wrote about a potential Rhodes Scholar, [...]

Under The Lights: The Return (And End?) Of Baseball

Normally this is Clown’s day to do UTL, but earlier today he sent me an e-mail asking if I would do it for him. Something about a 3 foot long burritto and his “ano” (look it up) being on fire. So I’ve been called out of the bullpen, much like Brad Lidge, and I will [...]

Under the Lights: Today = teh suck

Shitty day here in the MLJ Commonwealth…I had to shoulder the load because nobody else had anything, except for clown, who should totally get the iphone. Listen, I’m sorry. I know my rants are ridiculous and completely ADD stricken to the point that they’re borderline unreadable, but I’m glad we quickly moved away [...]