Which Team is Livo Gonna Destroy Next?

Livan Hernandez was released from the Twins on Friday and if he clears waivers, any team will be able to pick him up.  You might recall that earlier in this year, a brilliant man talked about how bad Livo was in spite of his record.  This visionary was smart enough to write, after LIvo’s 6-1 [...]

The Colorado Rockies Might Not Be Selling

So the Colorado Rockies might be changing the sign outside their front office.  With the Diamondbacks’ and Dodgers’ inability to score runs and the overall lack of talent in the NL West, the Rockies are thinking they have a shot at a similar run as last year and I don’t blame them.  Before last night’s [...]

Fair Market Value: Matt Holliday

There’s been a lot of talk about the Colorado Rockies throwing in the towel and selling off some goods and services around the All-Star Break and specifically there has been word that Matt Holliday was on the block. Holliday has less than two years on his contract and is already making $9million/year and he’s probably [...]

Quality Start: Comeback

The name of the game last night? Rally. Unfortunately, a rally did not occur in the only game in which I actually wanted one. Ah well, who cares if the entire season comes crashing down on the Diamondbacks heads before June 1st? Anyone? Anyone at all? What, are you [...]

Players I’ve Always Hated: Todd Helton

This should be the easiest thing I’ve ever written. How much do I hate Todd Helton? Let me count the ways.
1. His smirk hidden behind that goatee. Ever watch this guy get on base and then see him smile at the pitcher while chatting with the first basemen. His smile, [...]

Let’s Kick a Dead Horse

I know, I know. Why pile on? Why mock the Colorado Rockies when they sit nine games below .500 with a 10.5 game deficit in the division? Is it cruelty? Boorishness? Lack of class? Of course it is, you idiot. We’re Major League Jerk, not major league friendly [...]