As I sat in front of my TV last night and watched a sullen, disheveled Bud Selig explain away why Game 5 of the World Series was even started and then why it was stopped, I looked on with a huge smile on my face and a sigh of a relief. I had received a [...]
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: God, Phillies, Philly Sucks, Rays, Selig Sucks | 33 Comments »
What a magnificent glorious beautiful fantastic splendid terrific phenomenal superb day here at the old MLJ compound. I didn’t sleep in which was nice for all of you. Hef chimed in about how a small market with a 10 year old team is a bunch of front runners because they don’t know how to [...]
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Good Morning everybody! We finally had ourselves some baseball to watch last night. By we I mean you. Something happened on the way to the TV. I passed out. Epic passout. I have slept for 11 and half hours and went to sleep before my baby. There may have been a day where I would [...]
Filed under: Quality Start | Tagged: Phillies, Rays, World Series | 23 Comments »
What a [INSERT 50 SUPERLATIVES HERE] day here at MLJ. We learned that chicks like people to be nice so don’t be a meanie if you plan on being President. Joe the Plumber is America. Get used to it. Hef loves Trannies. He also gave us a well thought out post on Booing. CRM [...]
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Well, what a fantastic day here at the compound. Hefler showed up and dropped two posts of knowledge on our asses. Well, one of knowledge and the other one was mocking “New Yorkers” but I am sure if that had a New England accent attached it would apply equally. Spencer continued his tour of [...]
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Tonight is going to be very very busy around here. After Spencer put the website on his back today and carried us to new highs (or lows) we are willing to kick back, light his bong and get ready for the biggest event in MLJ history. The NHL Fantasy Draft! That’s right, [...]
Filed under: Under the Lights | Tagged: Chargers, Cubs, Diamondbacks, Jets, Mets, Phillies, Rays, Red Sox | 20 Comments »
Over the weekend, some of the playoff races were shaken up a bit. The Mets imploded yesterday, virtually killing their chances at keeping pace with the Phillies and winning the NL East. The Brewers also lost two of three to the Reds keeping them 1.5GB of the Mets for the Wild Card (2 [...]
Filed under: Numbers Analysis | Tagged: Brewers, Diamondbacks, Dodgers, Implications, Mets, Phillies, Playoffs, Rays, Red Sox, Twins, White Sox | 10 Comments »
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