NFL Previews…Thank God This is Over, Part 8: NFC West

The NFC West…or as I like to call it, “the division I watch the least because the teams usually suck and I hate the Seahawks and their games are on late and the late AFC games are infinitely better.”  So this division has the rep of being the worst in the NFL, but is that [...]

NFL Preview…The Dregs, Part 7: NFC South

This is where the difference between the NFC and AFC starts to show, just like the NL versus the AL. The AFC has two divisions that are top heavy, and the tops of the AFC East and West are HEAVY, and two divisions that are stacked top to bottom with teams that will most likely [...]

NFL Blah, Blah, Blah, Part 6: NFC North

Let me set a few rules right off the bat here starting with the fact that HE won’t be named. Got it? Good. I think we’ve all had our fair share of that pill-popping, drama queen for one summer so lets just move the fuck on.
Number two: Adrian Peterson, despite his flash, was NOT the [...]

NFL Training Camps…Well, I Guess They’ve Been Rollin’ for a Week Now so…Part 5: NFC East

I love big-market fanbases, I really do.  They think just because a lot of people follow that particular team, that, no matter what, that team should be awesome.  And because there’s a shit-ton of them, and they tend to be vociferous, media types are not too inclined to insulting said teams in their outlets out [...]

NFL Training Camps are Getting Started, Part 4: AFC West

In the NFL, personnel decisions are extremely important and can make or break a team’s future for half a decade or longer, and in no other division is this any clearer than in the AFC West.  The AFC West was once a powerhouse…the Raiders, Chiefs, Broncos and Chargers all having impressive looking teams all at [...]

NFL Training Camps are Getting Started, Part 3: AFC South

OK…I’ve settled down a little bit after yesterday.  Here’s how yesterday’s hate session got rolling…well, I woke up at 6:15 listening to the people who live above me having a raging morning bang.  They have hard wood floors up there, and the bed was making this stupid scraping sound and there was moaning, lots of [...]

NFL Training Camps are Getting Started, Part 2: AFC North

Well, my Indians have decided to return to shitting the bed. This season has become so fucking awful that I get legitimately excited when, even in a losing effort, they score more than 2 runs. It’s been that awful. Then again, they could move to the NL and still win the Wild Card, but then [...]