Quality Start: The Mets Pulled Their Putz

GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!! I am in a very chipper mood. As of my sleepy time, the Mets were getting physicals in a huge trade involving the Mariners and the Indians that would put Franklin Gutierrez in Seattle, Joe Smith in Cleveland and Aaron Heilman out of my life.  Spencer you will like Joe Smith. Good reliever [...]

Why Citi Field Should Remain Citi Field

A few weeks ago, Citigroup got a $25 Billion bailout from the Federal Government to avoid bankruptcy and save the company and with it a big piece of both the U.S and Global financial system. As much as these bailouts are a cause for concern and argument, they got one. Since they have gotten one, [...]

Thank You Petey. Now Please Go.

I was reading the various New York newspapers this morning (Online for free. I love America) and I came upon this article in the New York Daily News. Apparently, Pedro Martinez wants to return to the Mets for one more go around. He feels he left business unfinished and that the rehab of his injuries [...]

A Drunken Corollary: The Mets and The Germans During World War II

As I was driving to The World Champion New York Football Giants game on Sunday, something got me thinking. For a site run by Heffy Heffelstein, we certainly have a lot of Hitler references. Scratch that. Nick P has a lot of Hitler references. While none of this is shocking, it got me [...]

Torture

I have spent the past 36 hours receiving phone calls, texts, e-mails and one fax asking if I was OK. Those who didn’t know asked where I was. Commenters asked if anyone heard from me. I am here. I don’t feel good but I am here. You see over the weekend, I was shipped [...]

My Response to The Big Lead

Earlier today, The Big Lead posted this in regards to yesterday’s events and how the Mets fell short yet again. All of this is well and good but at the end of his post he added this paragraph:
Somewhere, Willie Randolph silently cheered, and wondered if he’d be up for Girardi’s job when the Yanks are [...]

Under The Lights: Four Games Left

Well, what a wonderful great marvelous day we have had here at MLJ. Rex cut and pasted a private conversation for the benefit of you, the reader. Yes, I do believe Lars is a cockbag. Fetch interviewed our Jerk O’ the Month, the one and only Sparty, who is the founder of Sparty and [...]