It’s inevitable that whatever I write in this here UTL will pale in comparison to Rex’s fine effort from earlier today. But that won’t stop me. I revel in mediocrity. I’m the Costanza of the Blogosphere, the Michigan of the Gorenet, the Mets of teh Interwebs, the [Editor's note: Alright, we get it. You're subpar. [...]
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We here at Major League Jerk are ahead of the curve when it comes to breaking news. On June 3rd, we broke the story of Wayne Krivsky’s desire to bring Major League Baseball it’s first all gay franchise. Well, he has succeeded in Cincinnati. But for his efforts he was unceremoniously dumped. Well, if you worried about [...]
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This will be my last Willie Randolph post. Well, unless he justifiably goes postal in the Met front office and kills Tony Bernazard. You see, the Willie Randolph firing has become the encapsulation of the last year and a half of the Met Franchise. Something needed to happen. Nothing [...]
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So a few moments ago cortes of soflasports or cortes1, his undercover ultra-secret alias here at MLJ, challenged me to a bet. He told me that the Florida Marlins (HA!) would have more wins by the end of the season than the New York Mets. I of course told him he was [...]
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I wrote this last night before the Mets showed resiliency and won a tough game. And of course before Omar Minaya fired Willie Randolph, Rick Peterson and Tom Nieto. At midnight. 90 minutes after the game. At the hotel. After making these guys fly to California. I still feel [...]
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I woke up this morning, waiting till 9 am to get my drink on. I had an epiphany that my Father got tanked at every major event of my childhood and it sent me into a downward spiral of inferiority and self-doubt. I am hoping to give these same gifts to my daughter. [...]
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*of New York, that is.
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