Silly Accusations

Over the weekend, a delirious Nick P threw some slanderous and malicious comments towards the Mets. Now this is to be expected from Nick since, well, he is just that type of dude. He has done this in the past. Anyone, who links twice to Hitler has a few issues. Now, Nick sometimes [...]

Chase Utley and Jay Bruce Are Sabotaging My Team

Readers familiar with the site are undoubtedly aware of certain man crushes for certain phenoms who are responsible for causing the “homosexuality?” tag to grow and grow till it dwarfed the players it represented.
But in the last week, these two have combined to go 3 for 47 for a BA of .064.  They’ve combined for [...]

Jay Bruce Needs a Manly Nickname

The man to your right is a man. A man’s man. In fact, other man’s men think he’s the man. So you understand the dilemma with all of this testosterone flying around. This man here needs a nickname. A manly nickname. A manly nickname that informs the world how [...]

Quality Start: The Rays Are Better than Your Team

I’m not really feeling that clever today so I’m just going to jump right into the games. There were some nice series this weekend but nothing that really pumped me up. In fact, I was following the College World Series this weekend more than Major League Ball. We’ll even have a post [...]

Quality Start: Manny Being Kevin

An historic night in baseball last night as Manny Ramirez hit his 500th, Brandon Webb won his 10th, Griffey Jr. hit his 599th and Jay “Nick and Hef are going to have a bitch fight over this guy” Bruce, hit his first. Manny is easily one of the best hitters of our generation, but [...]

Quality Start: Comeback

The name of the game last night? Rally. Unfortunately, a rally did not occur in the only game in which I actually wanted one. Ah well, who cares if the entire season comes crashing down on the Diamondbacks heads before June 1st? Anyone? Anyone at all? What, are you [...]

Jay Bruce > Corey Patterson

Jay Bruce made his Major League debut last night in center field for the Cincinnati Reds in a 9-6 victory over the Pittsburgh Pirates. We’ve discussed him in this space here and here. Bruce went 3 for 3 with a double, two singles, two walks, and 2 RBI. For the non-math majors in the room, [...]