Quality Start: Blame Philly

“I’ve got my pitchers running the bases, and one of them gets hurt. He’s going to be out. I don’t like that, and it’s about time they address it. That was a rule from the 1800s.” - Hank Steinbrenner
Did you know the DH rule should be in effect in the National League today? Yeah, you [...]

In Defense of Interleague Play

Baseball is a game of adjustments.  A pitcher knows that a hitter likes a pitch to be inside about belt high, so he throws it low and away.  A hitter responds by either laying off the pitches he can’t handle, or he learns how to hit those pitches.  Soon the pitcher is throwing inside again [...]

Hank Steinbrenner…get this…is a MORON…Screw it, open letter time

Dear Hank,
You are an idiot. I’m sorry I, a 24 year old Indians fan living in Cleveland, have to tell you this and not someone closer, but it’s totally true. You’re a fucktard on an epic scale, and if your father wasn’t braindead, he’d beat your ass with a tire iron, THAT’S how big of [...]

Mets vs Yankees: America’s Series

Tonight, weather permitting, the stinking pile of refuse that is the New York Yankees host the equally pitiful New York Mets at the House that the City of New York Paid to Refurbish 30 years ago. While other baseball games will be played tonight, most of America will be glued to what should be [...]

Hey, Hank! What up?

I know that you’re just wanting to make your mark, so to speak, in your first year “in charge,” but on behalf of most sane Yankees fans, please shut the fuck up. Now is not the time to get all kinds of riled up just because the Yanks have only won 4 of 14 series [...]