Under The Lights: Four Games Left

Well, what a wonderful great marvelous day we have had here at MLJ. Rex cut and pasted a private conversation for the benefit of you, the reader. Yes, I do believe Lars is a cockbag. Fetch interviewed our Jerk O’ the Month, the one and only Sparty, who is the founder of Sparty and [...]

Under The Lights: Draft Time

Tonight is going to be very very busy around here. After Spencer put the website on his back today and carried us to new highs (or lows) we are willing to kick back, light his bong and get ready for the biggest event in MLJ history. The NHL Fantasy Draft! That’s right, [...]

The Playoff Races: The Final Week

Over the weekend, some of the playoff races were shaken up a bit. The Mets imploded yesterday, virtually killing their chances at keeping pace with the Phillies and winning the NL East. The Brewers also lost two of three to the Reds keeping them 1.5GB of the Mets for the Wild Card (2 [...]

Under The Lights: We Love the Cubs!

What a day here at MLJ.  We had reasonable discussions about our favorite teams and players, listened to each other and have come to the conclusion that we all will go out tonight and root root root! for those Cubbies.  Why you ask? Well Gonzo and I, are very interested in the Cubs sweeping the [...]

The NL Playoff Race: 2 Weeks to Go

With the American League Playoff spots pretty much locked up except for the AL Central, I am going to look at the NL Playoff race for the rest of this season. Fetch is giving us great posts in regards to the odds of the teams but I want to break that out more and [...]

Quality Start: Piss Out My Ass

The title has nothing to do with the Mets. They are resilient and I am getting used to the highwire act. Tonight, I came home from work with a headache and a tummy ache. I went to use the potty and pretty much I did piss out my ass. I feel [...]

Breaking News: Adam Dunn to the DBags

Well, the big Donkey has been moved. According to ESPN, Adam Dunn has been traded to the Diamondbacks for three prospects, one of which is Dallas Burk, a pitcher. Nick P was inconsolable. He wanted to know where the breeze was going to come from in Cincinnati now that Dunn’s big swings won’t be [...]