The Single Worst Season I’ve EVER Witnessed as a Browns Fan

I envy my grandfather, I really do.  Even though I haven’t been through three open-heart surgeries, have my father’s genetics which allows me to keep my hair past the age of 19 unlike everyone from my mother’s side, can walk more than a mile without my knees crippling me in pain and haven’t watched my [...]

Brady Quinn’s Debut? FABULOUS! Except for all that other BS

To be honest, you’re getting probably 400 words here, I’m not in much of a mood to talk about the Browns right now.  Last night’s game made me sick, SICK to my stomach watching Romeo Crennel’s fucking retarded defensive scheme fuck everything up and let Jay Cutler sit there for fucking HOURS, just picking the [...]

The Eli Game

The Eli Game is something very familiar to fans of the World Champion New York Football Giants. We have dealt with them since his first year. It is something that this team has overcome to win a Division and a Super Bowl over the last few years. Last night was the prototypical Eli Game. [...]

Finally!!!

This was my view of Braylon Edwards’ touchdown where Aaron Ross got as toasted as humanly possible on a 10 yard pass.  If you look in the lower left hand corner on the field, you can see him on the ground…collecting his thoughts.  But that’s all I’m going to say about the Giants, because, frankly, [...]

Thanks Football Weekend! The Ass Raping was FANTASTIC!!!

I’m an optimist, I really am. I always try and see the good things rather than dwelling on the bad side. Actually, let me rephrase that opening. I’m immature, I really am. I always focus on the good things and totally neglect the bad side because it totally harshes my buzz…MAN.
Really, shouldn’t we all be this [...]

A Fairy Tale for a Certain Buddy in Cleveland

I have noticed that a friend of ours, let’s call him S O96 or Spencer O, was down in the dumps a bit about a certain football team based in Cleveland. Now, I happen to know how he feels. I happen to follow a certain New York based Championship football team that has a [...]

Well, At Least They Didn’t Drag it Out

For all the bitching I’ve done here recently, I really should’ve just put a Category called “God Hates Spencer,” because that’s what it sure feels like.  Job ain’t got shit on me.
Because football season is here, and I’ve already been dragged behind a pickup truck once this year with the Tribe, I’m creating said category, [...]