It’s Friday!

Which can only mean it’s time for another Bronson Arroyo video! Excited? I am.

Thoughts:
Aaron Harang is as bland and boring as you’d expect him to be, and Ryan Freel looks like even more of a pedophile with long hair (if that’s possible).
There is a rumor going around that the Reds will [...]

I’m Guessing This is the Unedited Version

I’m trying not to rely so heavily on videos to pass the time, but Rex fell off his cougar and broke his hip so we don’t have our links post today.  Hopefully, he’ll be back tomorrow.  In the meantime, here’s a guy who has the pitching talent of a rock star and the charm of [...]

Two Playmates Interview Bronson Arroyo

Why not? He’s earned it, right?
Keys to victory:
1. Get traded to Reds.
2. This video…

3. Win the World Series.
[Editor's note: Posts with substance are totally yesterday.]

Because This Is Easier Than Original Thought

Cincinnati fans will no doubt recognize this.

If only Bronson could pitch as well as he can play guitar and sing. Then the Reds might have something.

Hitler’s Back: Bronson Arroyo Edition

After last week’s Hitler post was such a roaring success (3 comments, really? You guys suck), it’s time for the sequel, courtesy of YouTube extraordinaire MikeRossington.

My favorite line: Cheer up, you’ve got a date with Billy Hatcher tonight.
That’s Billy Hatcher, starting LF/CF for the 1990 World Series Champion Cincinnati Reds, to [...]

Dude, Really?

Due to preoccupation with Johnnie B. “Dusty” Baker and Corey Patterson, I’ve yet to write a single thing about Bronson Arroyo. Heading into last night’s game versus the Toronto Blue Jays, Arroyo has compiled some pretty meager statistics, most notably his 5.55 ERA. However, I’ve tried to defend the guy to my other Reds fan [...]