This just in from various sources, New York Mets Ace Pitcher Johan Santana did not win the Cy Young. Hell, he did not finish second. He finished fucking third. The writers are a joke. The guy who won, Tim Lincecum, was more than worthy but the second place guy, Brandon Webb, only got second because [...]
Filed under: Awards | Tagged: Brandon Webb, Johan Santana, NL Cy Young, Tim Lincecum | 7 Comments »
But you’re not the NL Cy Young winner this year. It pains me to say this because I’m a big fan of yours. Really. I’ve come to see you pitch in person at least six times this year and each time I’ve marvelled at your ability to make Major League lineups look silly. This year [...]
Filed under: Awards | Tagged: Brandon Webb, NL Cy Young, Tim Lincecum | 38 Comments »
Provided the Snakes don’t change team colors again, Danny “Squints” Haren is gonna be wearing Sedona Red for a long time. Yesterday Haren signed a two year extension, with a club option ($15.5MM or $3.5MM buyout) for a third year, that is worth $41.25MM over the next four years.
The contract, which nullifies Haren’s previous deal, [...]
Filed under: Contracts | Tagged: Brandon Webb, Contracts, Dan Haren, Dbacks | 14 Comments »
Having just finished up looking at the NL position players, let’s now take a gander at some of the best pitching in all of baseball. The players and managers did a great job choosing the starters so let’s try to put them into some kind of ranking for Clint Hurdle. I’ll put them in order [...]
Filed under: Divisive Arguments | Tagged: Brandon Webb, Brian Wilson, Carlos Zambrano, Dan Haren, Edinson Volquez, Heath Bell, NL All-Star, NL Pitching, Ryan Dempster, Tim Lincecum | 91 Comments »
Good Morning, and welcome to another weekend installment of Major League Jerk. We’ve got a nice easy weekend planned for you so why don’t you kick off the chains that oppress you by limiting your baseball knowledge (we’re speaking metaphorically here) so that we can apply new ones that oppress you in different ways [...]
Filed under: Quality Start | Tagged: Brandon Webb, Cecil Cooper, Errors, Genius, Johan Santana, New Feature | 3 Comments »
A Reds (!) pitcher is leading all of MLB in ERA and strikeouts. Reds. Pitcher.
That* is all.
*Okay that’s not quite “all.” Wins are a bad measure of pitcher performance, Hef. Don’t say anything about Webb.
Filed under: Uncategorized | Tagged: Brandon Webb, Cy Young, Edinson Volquez, Reds | 1 Comment »
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