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		<title>The Day After</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Dr. Stella Handworker:  So Joe&#8230;tell me about your relapse. Dr. Stella Handworker:  I understand it can be difficult, especially so soon afterwards, but Joe&#8230;I think it&#8217;s important we confront this problem early and make sure it doesn&#8217;t take root.  I &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2012/01/22/the-day-after/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Modest Proposal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[[Scene: MLJ Headquarters: Conference Room which really just consists of a bunch of couches and 12 mini-fridges.  On one couch sits Hef and Spence.  Across from them sits Joe Flacco.] &#8230;.. Spence: Joe? &#8230;.. Hef: Joe? &#8230;.. Spence and Hef: &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/30/a-modest-proposal/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Quality Start</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What a week for conceited douchebags! Where do I begin? Well, we can start with Urban Meyer. Apparently the minor league football world is abuzz that a football coach left ESPN to coach football. Not that I care. Spencer, Rex &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/30/quality-start-3/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>QB Rankings: 2011 Season!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Our own InternJace is back with his annual QB rankings. He has his own ranking system, kind of like ESPN but his doesn&#8217;t account for stats or actual play. 1. Tom Brady &#8211; Since Brady cut his hair, he is &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/29/qb-rankings-2011-season/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>What is wrong with you, Forbes.com?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Every time I click on a forbes.com link, I have the same mindset.  &#8221;Maybe THIS is the time where forbes.com got their heads out of their asses and quit this whole slideshow bullshit.&#8221;  Every.  Single.  Time. And, likewise, every single &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/29/what-is-wrong-with-you-forbes-com/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hall of Fame HOF: The National Baseball Hall of Fame</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/29/hall-of-fame-hof-the-national-baseball-hall-of-fame/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Quality Start</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Thank you, but shit, I didn&#8217;t miss staring out at you fat ugly fucks while I was gone. It was a hard decision to come back, one I had to make with my family.  Just kidding&#8230;you think I give a &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/29/quality-start-2/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hall of Fame HOF: National Farm Toy Museum</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/28/hall-of-fame-hof-national-farm-toy-museum/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Just Win, Baby</title>
		<description><![CDATA[After another last minute win despite a horrific performance as Quarterback and team leader, we have finally been able to answer the most important question in sports right now: What if Tim Tebow were Mexican? Conversely, how much more popular &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/28/just-win-baby/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>I Hear You Need Car</title>
		<description><![CDATA[New friend, come!  Come! You are in the luck today, friend, for I have solution to all of your problem.  You need new car, I have new car with all the whistles and the bells.  When you pull up to &#8230; <a href="http://majorleaguejerk.com/2011/11/28/i-hear-you-need-car/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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