Category Archives: Whatnot

Every time I click on a forbes.com link, I have the same mindset.  ”Maybe THIS is the time where forbes.com got their heads out of their asses and quit this whole slideshow bullshit.”  Every.  Single.  Time. And, likewise, every single … Continue reading →

New friend, come!  Come! You are in the luck today, friend, for I have solution to all of your problem.  You need new car, I have new car with all the whistles and the bells.  When you pull up to … Continue reading →

So I was trying to write this yesterday, you know start the week off with a bang and all that?  Well, it failed miserably in part because, at the time, I had the intellectual function of Syd Barrett and in … Continue reading →

After a year and a half of intense lobbying, Facebook campaigns and internet petitions, the Jerks at Major League, uh, Jerk have responded to your demands and will be celebrating the holiday season by providing one week (1 W33K!) of … Continue reading →

The Tyler Rose in an 80′s commercial for fucking Skoal. Honestly, I had no idea Skoal, or any tobacco company, could advertise on TV at all.  I had never seen it.  Sure, I’d seen the Marlboro and Winston advertisements on … Continue reading →

Aw hell yea…today is the day, my pretties. Today, the 15th-est of July…I Dr. 096 will be attending the concert to end all concerts.  Dream Theater.  Iron Maiden. You haven’t seen excited until you’ve felt how wet my panties are. … Continue reading →

I was reading Joe Poz’s awesome piece on Bob Gibson today on the shitter and deeply wished I was around to watch him in his prime.  From what I can gather, Gibson had some of the sickest stuff, the meanest … Continue reading →