So I was sitting at my desk, and I heard on the radio that the Giants/Eagles game on November 1st was being moved from 4:15 to 1:00 PM U.S. Standard Time. Then I had to go read from my best buddy Neil Best: Read the rest of this entry »

I was watching The State last night and they had a great skit that I forgot about where mock Dan Cortese was fucking with a Spencer-type fuddy-duddy on a golf course. Thanks to the MTV video Nazis, I couldn’t find that particular skit, but I’m glad it brought me back to a simpler time before the X-Games and the Tony Hawk Slamma Jamma or whatever it’s called.

Back when there wasn’t all of that manufactured x-tremeness, we had MTV Sports hosted by the indefatigable Dan Cortese. Winner of multiple Emmys, Grammys, Oscars and Cable Ace awards, it was a show that helped all of Middle America realize just how uncool we were, what with our not wearing do-rags or lack of inline skating skillz. If you weren’t up on your hacky sack or your motocross polo, then Dan would give you a primer on how to be cool. Another of the niche sports he hipped us up to was Freestyle Frisbee.

I can’t even explain the craziness that goes on in Freestyle Frisbee – you’ll have to check it out yourself. Behold the greatness of Rick “Casio” Castaglia and Amy “Dude” Bekken: Read the rest of this entry »

We here at Major League Asshole are a bunch of serious sports fans and sometimes that gets the better of us. Sure we’re Assholes but we’re not assholes. So our first promise to you, our lone reader, is this: “We will never use the word ‘we’ when talking about a particular sports team.” If we’ve done it in the past, we apologize and will strike them from the record. We don’t play professional ball (more on that later) and find it silly to pretend that we were a major part of an improbable victory when we did little more than sit on the couch, drunk (not counting that time we kidnapped Damon Wayans to help the Celtics).

We here at Major League Asshole are a bunch of serious sports fans and sometimes that gets the better of us. Sure we’re Assholes but we’re not assholes. So our first promise to you, our lone reader, is this: “We will never use the word ‘we’ when talking about a particular sports team.” If we’ve done it in the past, we apologize and will strike them from the record. We don’t play professional ball (more on that later) and find it silly to pretend that we were a major part of an improbable victory when we did little more than sit on the couch, drunk (not counting that time we kidnapped Damon Wayans to help the Celtics).