Category Archives: NFL

The Day After

Posted on January 22, 2012 by spencer096

Dr. Stella Handworker:  So Joe…tell me about your relapse.

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A Modest Proposal

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Hef

[Scene: MLJ Headquarters: Conference Room which really just consists of a bunch of couches and 12 mini-fridges.  On one couch sits Hef and Spence.  Across from them sits Joe Flacco.] ….. Spence: Joe?

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QB Rankings: 2011 Season!

Posted on November 29, 2011 by InternJace

Our own InternJace is back with his annual QB rankings. He has his own ranking system, kind of like ESPN but his doesn’t account for stats or actual play.

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Just Win, Baby

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Hef

After another last minute win despite a horrific performance as Quarterback and team leader, we have finally been able to answer the most important question in sports right now: What if Tim Tebow were Mexican?

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Tony Romo

Posted on October 4, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet
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Tom Verducci Won’t Quit Until Everyone Agrees That Dome Stadiums Exist Now

Posted on February 2, 2011 by admin

In a move straight out of the Rick Reilly playbook, noted haircut Tom Verducci pulled the old double-dip on his column this week by re-writing a column he wrote last year on the same subject.*  That’s right, in keeping with … Continue reading →

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Joe Flacco Goes on Safari

Posted on September 19, 2010 by spencer096

John Harbaugh: All right, Joe.  Big game.  I know it’s been a short week and we’re coming off of a big win, but we really need a good game here to make a statement in the division.

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Lovie Smith Speaks, But Says Nothing

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Happy

If you don’t mind, I’d like to rant about the Chicago Bears for a second. I know, we haven’t updated this site in almost a month, and to break the streak I’m going to talk about a shitty football team? Well kinda. Not … Continue reading →

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Lawrence Taylor Starts Rumor of LeBron to the Knicks

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

Break’d News: Former NFL All-Everything, Lawrence Taylor, is now 90% of the way to a guilty conviction via his latest misunderstanding with an underage hooker.  The Hall of Famerapist (Tobias Fünke’d) was sacked with 6 counts of the stuff.  More … Continue reading →

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