Category Archives: NBA

Cleveland Trades Stuff for Jimmer Fredette

/hernia’d

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Break’d News: ‘Melo to the Greatest City in the World

A mighty and glorious HOOOOOOZAAAAAAHHHHH New York! What a day! It was a stroke of genius from Isiah Thomas the Knick organization to trade a bunch of white guys* and Ray Felton to Denver for the Great Carmelo Anthony, playoff … Continue reading

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EXTRA! EXTRA!

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Dear NE Ohio,

Stop making me look like an ass, ok? Stop acting like little fucking 13 year old girls who just got dumped, it’s fucking pathetic.  Grow a fucking set of nuts and get on with your lives because this is SOOOOOO … Continue reading

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My Evening Plans

Ladies and gentlemen, let me share with you my plans for this evening. After work, I’m going to hit golf balls because hitting golf balls is really, REALLY fun.  Plus, I’m actually improving, which makes hitting golf balls even funner. … Continue reading

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The Knicks Poop Pants Before The Party Begins

Wow. I mean. Wow. I guess they aren’t even going to try. Who? Oh, the Knicks. They have already raised the flag on LeBron and are turning towards Joe Johnson and Amare Stoudemire. Not that they aren’t going to fly … Continue reading

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It was nice knowing you LeBron…

The Washington Wizards may have lost a few battles against the Cleveland Cavaliers, but they most certainly won the war.  Think about it…the first salvo was Jamison to the Cavs, a talented, but defensively impotent player who was abused routinely … Continue reading

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