I was watching The State last night and they had a great skit that I forgot about where mock Dan Cortese was fucking with a Spencer-type fuddy-duddy on a golf course. Thanks to the MTV video Nazis, I couldn’t find that particular skit, but I’m glad it brought me back to a simpler time before the X-Games and the Tony Hawk Slamma Jamma or whatever it’s called.

Back when there wasn’t all of that manufactured x-tremeness, we had MTV Sports hosted by the indefatigable Dan Cortese. Winner of multiple Emmys, Grammys, Oscars and Cable Ace awards, it was a show that helped all of Middle America realize just how uncool we were, what with our not wearing do-rags or lack of inline skating skillz. If you weren’t up on your hacky sack or your motocross polo, then Dan would give you a primer on how to be cool. Another of the niche sports he hipped us up to was Freestyle Frisbee.

I can’t even explain the craziness that goes on in Freestyle Frisbee – you’ll have to check it out yourself. Behold the greatness of Rick “Casio” Castaglia and Amy “Dude” Bekken: Read the rest of this entry »

This mom and pop organization known as Major League Asshole has suddenly transformed into a den of swingers. Wow, that line just qualified this post for a “Homosexuality?” tag. Anyway, this out of control freight train that started as a playground for bitching about baseball (specifically, the NL leading Arizona Diamondbacks) has suddenly taken on a life of it’s own. We now have posters come out of the woodwork. On loan to us from Must Chuuch is our good friend Stigs (some of you may know him as benji, others as customer #9). Stigs is a Brewer fan, which means he’s probably fat and reeks of beer and cheese. I’ve never met him in person, but I stand by my guess.

This brings our contributor total to 125 and counting. I think I like this format simply because we’re suddenly spread out all over the country where we will get a wide variety of insight. We’ve got NickP in Cincy; RWH in New York (never heard of it); Clown in Texas; and Hef (hey that’s me) in PHX. Any Southerners looking to join the gang? Jay, you hate ESPN and you’re Southern (though you don’t type with a Southern accent so I remain suspect). Keep an eye out for new posters. You should be able to play the “guess where that guy’s from” game.

And apparently they want more contributors to the blog. As such, I present renowned Assholes: RomanWarHelmet and Clown. I personally don’t know either of them and can’t speak to their writing abilities. For all I know, they’re homeless and write their posts from a Public Library in whatever city their claiming residence while the weather stays tolerable. I do know that RWH is a Mets fan (so yeah, probably homeless) but Clown has never shown allegiance to any team. All he brings is sarcasm. In short, they should fit in fine.

This mom and pop organization known as Major League Asshole has suddenly transformed into a den of swingers. Wow, that line just qualified this post for a “Homosexuality?” tag. Anyway, this out of control freight train that started as a playground for bitching about baseball (specifically, the NL leading Arizona Diamondbacks) has suddenly taken on a life of it’s own. We now have posters come out of the woodwork. On loan to us from Must Chuuch is our good friend Stigs (some of you may know him as benji, others as customer #9). Stigs is a Brewer fan, which means he’s probably fat and reeks of beer and cheese. I’ve never met him in person, but I stand by my guess.

This brings our contributor total to 125 and counting. I think I like this format simply because we’re suddenly spread out all over the country where we will get a wide variety of insight. We’ve got NickP in Cincy; RWH in New York (never heard of it); Clown in Texas; and Hef (hey that’s me) in PHX. Any Southerners looking to join the gang? Jay, you hate ESPN and you’re Southern (though you don’t type with a Southern accent so I remain suspect). Keep an eye out for new posters. You should be able to play the “guess where that guy’s from” game.

And apparently they want more contributors to the blog. As such, I present renowned Assholes: RomanWarHelmet and Clown. I personally don’t know either of them and can’t speak to their writing abilities. For all I know, they’re homeless and write their posts from a Public Library in whatever city their claiming residence while the weather stays tolerable. I do know that RWH is a Mets fan (so yeah, probably homeless) but Clown has never shown allegiance to any team. All he brings is sarcasm. In short, they should fit in fine.

Major League Asshole would like to formally introduce you to the newest asshole on the team, Nick P. Nick P is from Cincinnati and hates most non-WASPs which explains why he’s such a big supporter of Marge Schott. He’s an angry, angry man and most every one who meets him walks away muttering, “what an asshole.” We here at MLA feel he’s a perfect fit for the team. Watch as he alienates half our readership.

Major League Asshole would like to formally introduce you to the newest asshole on the team, Nick P. Nick P is from Cincinnati and hates most non-WASPs which explains why he’s such a big supporter of Marge Schott. He’s an angry, angry man and most every one who meets him walks away muttering, “what an asshole.” We here at MLA feel he’s a perfect fit for the team. Watch as he alienates half our readership.