Tim Marchman at SI.com, who I’m not all too fond of, decided to waste a bunch of time by ranking all of baseball’s GMs because he knows lists are page view machines and he also realizes that it’ll drive me crazy.*
A few points where Marchman didn’t get it wrong [Ed. Note--See! I can be magnanimous] followed by the most egregious list inclusion I’ve ever seen:
1. Andrew Friedman, Tampa Bay Rays. I agree that he has done wondrous things with a limited budget and the Rays are filled with talent both at the Major League Level. I will say this though: it’s never a good thing when you add $20M to your payroll ($43M in 2008, $63M in 2009) and then miss the playoffs after winning the AL Pennant the previous year. Still, not a bad choice. He would have been my #2.
2. Theo Epstein, Boston Red Sox. Far and away the greatest GM in all of baseball, maybe even the world. Forced to spend a lot of money to compete with a team who is wholly insensitive to the recession, Theo has managed to add talent without going overboard on spending. This is the first year a player on the Red Sox earned more than $14M. Great job, Theo. Give yourself a raise.
3. Brian Cashman, New York Yankees. Are you facking kidding me? What kind of horseshit is this? Cashman has been given a bottomless purse and free rein to steal any player from any team and that makes him a good GM? It takes finesse to do what Theo and Friedman do so to put Cashman in the same stratosphere as them is insulting to the fine art of wheeling and dealing. Cashman probably pays sticker price when he buys a new car. Cashman roots for the dealer in blackjack. Cashman won’t go to Mexican markets anymore because he’s tired of losing his shirt in the negotiation. [spits] If anything Cashman should be set aside in his own category: GMs it’s impossible to judge because they don’t have to work as hard as the rest of the league. With his payroll though, Cashman should have won more than one WS in the past 10 years. [smirks] Read the rest of this entry »




