That knee is no more.  There’s a technical term for this…it’s called getting McGahee’d.

PS…if anyone can find me a video of Ndamukong Suh’s manhandling of Colt McCoy…email it along.  It’d be much appreciated.

A double dosage of today’s awesomeness.  First, courtesy of my own sleuthery…

…and the second, courtesy Hef.

And if anyone can find a video of Deon Beasley and Anthony Lewis’ hit from the Texas vs. Texas A&M game…well, that’d be on there too.  And might as well throw every one of Toby Gerhart’s runs against Notre Dame in there too…he steamrolled those faggy Jesuits.

Yowza.

Whomever came up with the idea of kick returns in football needs a fucking medal or something.  Sure, it seems SOOO simple, “hey lets get a couple of guys with 20+ yards to get up to top speed and have em run into each other!!!”  Hot damn.

Oh…and fuck Michigan.  Bunk beds 2,193 days motherfucker.

(h/t: Hef…again.  Sniff…at least Hef cares.  I hate the rest of you.)

Unstoppable Force, Zac Robinson.

Immovable Object, Jamar Wall.

Both guys got hurt.

What more do you want me to say?

(Thanks to Hef, who passed this along via email)

Czech out the block Jonathan Dwyer lands on some hapless Wake Forest DB righta the goal line.  Sure, it’s a mild case of getting blown up, but it’s Dwyer’s reaction that seals the deal.  That’s the mannerisms of a patented “bitch, sit down” block with textboox execution.

Thanks reader younglefty for the submission.

I’d give more kudos but left handed people are devil’s children and they scare me.

There are two rules of college football coverage here at MLJ.

1. We don’t talk about teams that let Texas AM hang 50+ on them.
2. We don’t talk about Kansas.

Today, we break both those rules because this hit HAPPENED.  This has all the makings of a quality “Hit of the Week.”  It has a guy leaving his feet, the defender talking shit afterwards, and most importantly, a Jayhawk getting his shit kicked in.

/breathes in

Drink it in…it always goes down smooth.

(HT: Hef)

See, chilluns…this is what happens when you listen to Hef after a long, rough weekend where your brain feels like gelatinous goo.  I was all set to youtube the video above, ready to roll…hell, I even wrote in my notebook, “use this as College Football Hit of the Week,” that is, if I actually had a notebook I keep with me for such occasions.

Regardless, let this be a lesson to you.  If you get an email from Hef that suggests something, don’t listen.  Your instincts should show you the way…the way a straight man would do whatever it is they’re doing.

…

I really don’t know what I’m saying anymore.  Uh…

FOOTBAW!!!

In the Dewey Decimal System of College Football hits, this is definitely classified under “Fetal Position Inducing Mollywhoopery.”

But the best part of this video? The Iowa fan who made it talking shit at the end after narrowly beating an exceedingly mediocre Michigan State team. Fourth best team in the country my ‘merican ass. Fuck Iowa…they’re frauds and they know it.

There are many categories of big hits…there’s the De-Cleater, the Boom,  Bitch, the Decapitator, etc…

This one?  This one clearly falls into the category of “we actually play defense here, pussy.”

(courtesy: SI.com’s Stewie)

Do you remember where you were when this happened?

Wait, you mean this isn’t a national tragedy?  This is just a guy getting jacked up in a very violent sport where this shit happens all the fucking time?

Oh…I guess I should carry on my day then.

Seriously.  This is football…guys get fucked up like this literally every week, yet because this guy circumcizes some fucking Filipinos, we have to give more of a shit?  Jesus fucking Christ, ESPN treated this like the JFK assassination.  We get it…Tebow has his dick in half of college football nation’s mouth, but for those of us that really don’t give a shit about Florida football, it’s just another badass hit.

Fuck you, ESPN.