He picked up a Pro in a South Beach night club (watch yourself Stigs) and took her back to his hotel room. Once theye exchanged money for relations, she bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. From there, the situation escalated. Wow! This guy can even make fighting a prostitute seem exciting! Should we redo the most exciting As Seen On TV brackets now?

“ShamWow holds 20 times its weight in blood. Look at this. Put it on the blood, turn it over – You don’t even need to put any pressure on it! Then flip it over, pat it down and just like that. You following the bleeding hooker, guy?”

[The Smoking Gun]

The wife of Pirates prospect Jose Tabata was arrested yesterday in suspicion of having abducted a two month old child after telling the child’s parents that immigration services were coming to take the parents away.

Amalia Tabata Pereira, 43, was being questioned by Florida detectives in Manatee County, where the girl was found unharmed Tuesday afternoon, a day after she was taken from the clinic. Plant City Chief of Police Bill McDaniel said authorities are looking to charge Pereira with false imprisonment.

Okay, first things first: Jose Tabata is one of the best prospects in the league (#67 on Fetch’s list) which means he’s probably got a ton of money and he’s already married to a 43 year old baby stealer?  She must know tricks that most women haven’t even imagined in their craziest man-trapping fantasies.  This has to be way beyond, “let’s get married because I’m pregnant.” Read the rest of this entry »

Irresponsibility is a way of life over at the New York Post. I have accepted it. But there are guys I actually do like in that paper. Joel Sherman is one of them. Today, he lost some of that respect in my eyes. He wrote this column saying Mike Piazza may be a casualty of the steroid era. Well, it started off well. The column starts off as a “Steroid Era makes you look at everyone suspiciously” piece. Fine, we have done that here. Sherman states: Read the rest of this entry »

If I were hitting .241 and OPSing almost 300 points less than last year, I might not draw more attention to myself on national television. So there’s that. Also, I probably would have shaved my beard by now or gone with a new look altogether. Maybe a fu manchu.