Author Archives: spencer096

The Day After

Posted on January 22, 2012 by spencer096

Dr. Stella Handworker:  So Joe…tell me about your relapse.

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What is wrong with you, Forbes.com?

Posted on November 29, 2011 by spencer096

Every time I click on a forbes.com link, I have the same mindset.  ”Maybe THIS is the time where forbes.com got their heads out of their asses and quit this whole slideshow bullshit.”  Every.  Single.  Time. And, likewise, every single … Continue reading →

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Quality Start

Posted on November 29, 2011 by spencer096

Thank you, but shit, I didn’t miss staring out at you fat ugly fucks while I was gone. It was a hard decision to come back, one I had to make with my family.  Just kidding…you think I give a … Continue reading →

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I Hear You Need Car

Posted on November 28, 2011 by spencer096

New friend, come!  Come! You are in the luck today, friend, for I have solution to all of your problem.  You need new car, I have new car with all the whistles and the bells.  When you pull up to … Continue reading →

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Quality Start

Posted on November 28, 2011 by spencer096

So I was trying to write this yesterday, you know start the week off with a bang and all that?  Well, it failed miserably in part because, at the time, I had the intellectual function of Syd Barrett and in … Continue reading →

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Metal Mursday

Posted on January 20, 2011 by spencer096

Happy Mursday everybody! Now, I know you’ve all been sitting there patiently waiting for the next metal band to listen to for 15 minutes until you move onto something else, and I’m sorry I haven’t been there for you.  But … Continue reading →

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Joe Flacco Goes on Safari

Posted on September 19, 2010 by spencer096

John Harbaugh: All right, Joe.  Big game.  I know it’s been a short week and we’re coming off of a big win, but we really need a good game here to make a statement in the division.

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MLJ Tobacco Hall of Fame

Posted on July 23, 2010 by spencer096

The Tyler Rose in an 80′s commercial for fucking Skoal. Honestly, I had no idea Skoal, or any tobacco company, could advertise on TV at all.  I had never seen it.  Sure, I’d seen the Marlboro and Winston advertisements on … Continue reading →

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Metal Mursday

Posted on July 15, 2010 by spencer096

Aw hell yea…today is the day, my pretties. Today, the 15th-est of July…I Dr. 096 will be attending the concert to end all concerts.  Dream Theater.  Iron Maiden. You haven’t seen excited until you’ve felt how wet my panties are. … Continue reading →

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Dear NE Ohio,

Posted on July 9, 2010 by spencer096

Stop making me look like an ass, ok? Stop acting like little fucking 13 year old girls who just got dumped, it’s fucking pathetic.  Grow a fucking set of nuts and get on with your lives because this is SOOOOOO … Continue reading →

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