Eric Mangini: There are so many reasons not to like this hire…

Initial Reaction (5:45 pm): My Browns fandom is being questioned to its very core. This feels like loving something so much you’d do anything for “it” and eventually you reach a pivotal moment where you’re forced to ask yourself the question, “am I getting any return on my emotional investment?”
Upon hearing about the hire [...]

Under the Lights: Carl Pavano > Kobe

No pic right now…you can thank gay ass WordPress for that shit…again enabling Rex to bail everyone out with some grade-A “material”.
WordPress…if you’re listening…DON’T FUCKING “FIX” WHAT ISN’T FUCKING BROKEN.

So the Tribe signed Carl Pavano today.
My initial reaction was, “why fucking waste the money you dumb fucks?  Fucking get a right handed bat not named [...]

Quality Start: Oh, the Irony

WordPress deleted this fucking thing THREE fucking times whenever I tried to save.
I’m fucking done trying with this shit.
Ohio State 21, Texas 24: Congrats Texas, on a hard faught win.  You deserved it.
WordPress…

This Week in Totally Retarded Firings: Mike Shanahan

Yesterday, much to my surprise, Mike Shanahan was let go by the Denver Broncos in what many believe is a reaction to Shanahan’s unwillingness to fire his defensive coordinator and Broncos owner Pat Bowlen’s desire to block Scott Pioli from landing in Kansas City. Bowlen, considered one of the best owners in professional sports, had [...]

Under the Lights: Happy Birthday Tiger Woods

Instead of giving you some boring bullshit rant or doing LeBron’s Birthday Pt. 2, I’m going to give you something quick and easy to digest…LeBron wasn’t the greatest athlete born on 12/30, Tiger Woods was, and will forever be unless LBJ does something truly ridiculous in his career.  So to celebrate the birth of perhaps [...]

Quality Start: Alamo Blow and Stephen A. Smith

ESPN has finally crossed the line.
Stephen A. Smith should, under absolutely no circumstances, ever be put on television before 10 am, yet, here we are, watching him filling in for Mike on Mike and Mike in the Morning.  Do you like getting yelled at when you first wake up in the morning?  I sure as [...]

The Single Worst Season I’ve EVER Witnessed as a Browns Fan

I envy my grandfather, I really do.  Even though I haven’t been through three open-heart surgeries, have my father’s genetics which allows me to keep my hair past the age of 19 unlike everyone from my mother’s side, can walk more than a mile without my knees crippling me in pain and haven’t watched my [...]