Video of the Day
This video is awesome. I imagine people from Philadelphia cry about everything. Especially when their crack deal goes sour.
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Dr. Stella Handworker: So Joe…tell me about your relapse.
Every time I click on a forbes.com link, I have the same mindset. ”Maybe THIS is the time where forbes.com got their heads out of their asses and quit this whole slideshow bullshit.” Every. Single. Time. And, likewise, every single … Continue reading
Thank you, but shit, I didn’t miss staring out at you fat ugly fucks while I was gone. It was a hard decision to come back, one I had to make with my family. Just kidding…you think I give a … Continue reading
New friend, come! Come! You are in the luck today, friend, for I have solution to all of your problem. You need new car, I have new car with all the whistles and the bells. When you pull up to … Continue reading
So I was trying to write this yesterday, you know start the week off with a bang and all that? Well, it failed miserably in part because, at the time, I had the intellectual function of Syd Barrett and in … Continue reading
John Harbaugh: All right, Joe. Big game. I know it’s been a short week and we’re coming off of a big win, but we really need a good game here to make a statement in the division.
The Tyler Rose in an 80′s commercial for fucking Skoal. Honestly, I had no idea Skoal, or any tobacco company, could advertise on TV at all. I had never seen it. Sure, I’d seen the Marlboro and Winston advertisements on … Continue reading
Aw hell yea…today is the day, my pretties. Today, the 15th-est of July…I Dr. 096 will be attending the concert to end all concerts. Dream Theater. Iron Maiden. You haven’t seen excited until you’ve felt how wet my panties are. … Continue reading