Author Archives: RomanWarHelmet

Quality Start

Posted on November 30, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet

What a week for conceited douchebags! Where do I begin? Well, we can start with Urban Meyer. Apparently the minor league football world is abuzz that a football coach left ESPN to coach football. Not that I care. Spencer, Rex … Continue reading →

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Hall of Fame HOF: The National Baseball Hall of Fame

Posted on November 29, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet

We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family … Continue reading →

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Hall of Fame HOF: National Farm Toy Museum

Posted on November 28, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet

We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family … Continue reading →

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What It Must Feel Like To Be From Cleveland: Rooting for the Mets in the Austerity Age

Posted on November 28, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet

Being a Mets fan has always been sort of a hardship. We have always prided ourselves as smarter and more passionate. That this never-ending cacophony of shit made us better people. But truthfully, we were blindly following a group of … Continue reading →

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Tony Romo

Posted on October 4, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet
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Self Indulgent Tripe: My Week in Orlando

Posted on March 22, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet
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Break’d News: ‘Melo to the Greatest City in the World

Posted on February 22, 2011 by RomanWarHelmet

A mighty and glorious HOOOOOOZAAAAAAHHHHH New York! What a day! It was a stroke of genius from Isiah Thomas the Knick organization to trade a bunch of white guys* and Ray Felton to Denver for the Great Carmelo Anthony, playoff … Continue reading →

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George Steinbrenner Is Dead. Long Live Hank.

Posted on July 13, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

I am saddened by the death of that pardoned felon who paid a degenerate gambler to find dirt on his own player and lorded over a team that is the bane of my existence AND won 6 Championships in my … Continue reading →

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The Knicks Poop Pants Before The Party Begins

Posted on June 28, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

Wow. I mean. Wow. I guess they aren’t even going to try. Who? Oh, the Knicks. They have already raised the flag on LeBron and are turning towards Joe Johnson and Amare Stoudemire. Not that they aren’t going to fly … Continue reading →

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Break’d News: LeBron to Sign with the Knicks

Posted on June 24, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

This just in to the MLJ newsroom, LeBron James has made his decision. After long thought and deliberation he decided that he is going to go to New York and play for the Knicks. His desire to be a Global … Continue reading →

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