Due to a douchetard blowing my cover, I temporarily yanked this two-parter. Here it is again, in all of it’s unedited glory.
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When last we left our degenerate hero [...]
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Due to a douchetard blowing my cover, I temporarily yanked this two-parter. Here it is again, in all of it’s unedited glory.
My end-of-Summer hiatus is officially over. In a word, this blows. It really, really, blows. Labor Day brings the absolute end to the lake partying, but it does ring in [...]
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Loyal reader, and sometimes drop-in editorialist, Tampa Bo thinks we need a little more snow around here, and dammit if I don’t like to make dreams for the little people come true.
More Snow after the jump…
Filed under: Fuck Michigan, Mailing It In With a Video | Tagged: Calvin and Hobbes, Let is snow, Snow | 21 Comments »
Let’s see…
Older broad?
Crazy cat lady?
Tired of having to hunt for her “prey”?
Needs help finding a home?
Obviously unemployable?
Lives on the… North side of Chicago!?!?
Nope! Doesn’t remind me of anyone, either.
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I could be starting something that could lead (pronounced “leed”) to an East Coast-West Coast-Carribean Coast-MLJ Lake House Coast War, but so be it. I think we’re all more than willing to lose Fetch in a drive-by, if only to create a martyr out of blogdom’s favorite li’l scamp.
All Talk Box users need to [...]
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From my hometown, and right near the high school that ultimately produced Rex Kramer, GED Seeker, comes this cautionary tale of The Man bringing down his iron fist of jack-booted fury (huh?) on a dude who totally just wanted to party:
CLAYTON — Nov. 30: An officer responded to the intersection of Southway Road and [...]
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For those of you without Facebook: Fetch’s status message tells us he got an “A” on his report card. Couple that with his PeeWee Hockey Medal of Participation and it’s been one hell of a 2008 for everyone’s favorite li’l scamp. Enjoy that free McDonald’s cheeseburger, Fetch. You’ve earned it.
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