The Gang Gets an Interview*

Posted on September 11, 2008 by Gonzo

We have a real treat for you today, loyal readers.  Thanks to our intrepid stalker, Gonzo, we have secured an interview with the hottest inbred, deaf-mute since Holly Hunter in The Piano.  That’s right, we’re talking about none other than Thesy Surface.  ”Who?” you ask.  Why, Margaret McPoyle of course - from the funniest show [...]

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Under The Lights: You Got Moxy

Posted on September 4, 2008 by Gonzo

Hey kids. I noticed there wasn’t a final post for the night, so I decided to whip one up. Football season officially started at 7pm tonight up in New York. Skins vs. the Jints. Eli for MVP? I wouldn’t rule it out.
There are some baseball games tonight, but seriously, who’s watching? It’s time for some [...]

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Nothing to Click Here: To the Wayback Machine

Posted on September 4, 2008 by Gonzo

What a glorious year 1993 was. I was 19 years old and just got my drivers license. I had long scraggy hair and I worked at a movie theater. Smoked my first cigarette and  broke up with my first ever girlfriend because I wanted to sow my royal oats (And I am still sowing). Went [...]

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Under the Lights: Yeah, I’m a Little Stressed

Posted on August 29, 2008 by Gonzo

Times are rough here at Comcast Cable. Sales are way down and management is getting antzy.  My times here may be numbered. Yes, I will probably be laid off shortly. That means more times sitting at home looking at Monster.com for some shitty customer serice position. Right now I am a temp. So the temp agency [...]

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A Poem

Posted on August 29, 2008 by Gonzo

I feel so helpless
Serenity Now

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Say Hello to First Place

Posted on August 27, 2008 by Gonzo

10 things I think I think about last nights game:

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Dear Hef

Posted on August 26, 2008 by Gonzo

Dear Hef,
We did it! We swept a four game set from those annoying Dodgers, just like you asked. When I got your email the other day, I was skeptical. I had just returned from the DL because of a back injury, and I wasn’t sure how much I could contribute this weekend. Plus, Greg Dobbs [...]

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