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romoNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

Chris Berman might leave ESPN, making it slightly more watchable.  (MSF)

Breaking News: NFL Players don’t know much about the economy.  (NQTC)

Steve Philips thought it was prudent to weigh in on the Tiger Woods sex addiction stuff.  (7th Inning Stache)

Having tried none of the other final four teams,  I’d have to say Chris Bianco gets the sympathy vote edge in this field of 64 pizza bracket. (Serious Eats)

The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha reminds us that being mean to the woman you love is the only way you can truly show you care.

After the jump, something about the references made in Taylor Swift songs. I don’t think I’ve ever actually heard one so I’ll take their word for it. Read the rest of this entry »

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Hayden_champagne_facialNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

Grumpiness might be sign of advanced civilizations. (Telegraph)

Only one month left of college basketball. [Checks calendar] Wait a minute, it’s not March yet. What is this guy talking about? (Sparty and Friends who ditch him for further schooling)

Taj Gibson sick crossover. (Pippen Ain’t Easy)

5 Reasons the Saints can win the Super Bowl. Based on the author I’m guessing reason #3 is because Raul Ibanez uses steroids. (MSF)

Here’s to you Mr. Failed explosion electrocution guy. (Zoner Sports)

What was the number 1 song on Billboard the day you were born?  Mine is…*sigh* Woman in Love by Barbara Streisand.  (Some bloke)

Fly Spirit and pay only 9 bucks for pussy. The content is SFW but the URL has the word “muff” in it so use your best discretion. (Barstool Sports)

The video of the day is from the collection called Crying Wife. It depicts a woman who cries after every movie ever. Even Back to the Future III (3!). Women aren’t crazy at all.

After the jump, a map of the Lost island if there were a subway. Hilarious! Read the rest of this entry »

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2il0klNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

Short, quality read about Jerry “Not a Recluse” Salinger. [Note from Rex: I'm one sexual harassment suit against Hef away from going "Full Salinger". Wish me luck in Meckseeqo.]  (NY Times)

Google’s Chrome OS heading for a collision course with that overrated iPad? (TechCrunch)

Rudy Gay doesn’t understand how time works.  (Detroit4Lyfe)

Things less annoying than Super Bowl Week.  (Sharapova’s Thigh)

Kevin Millar signs minor league deal with the Cubs.  (Sports Untapped)

UpperDeck selling unlicensed baseball cards.  (SI)

The MLJ Video of the Day is an amazing review of Avatar brought to you by the same guy who did those awesome Star Wars reviews.

After the jump, a pretty awesome set of emoticons from the future. Read the rest of this entry »

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Jayden_JeansNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

The Sopranos Box Set + Gold Box Deal o’ the Day = $119.99 shipped (Amazon)

Kentucky cheerleaders wore swimsuits!  Near a swimming pool!  I didn’t even know that was legal…or that they had swimming pools in Kentucky.  (Unathletic)

Update on Dwight Freeney’s injury.  I’m sure we’ll get hourly updates this week from those television networks that cover sports too.  We’re so lucky.  (MSF)

Rex Ryan got all drunk at a MMA fight and did stuff.  If I didn’t hate the Jets so much I might actually love that fat bastard.  (Busted Coverage)

Play this with the volume set high: Spinning heel knockout makes sickening sound.  :35 second mark.  (Cage Doctors)

There’s going to be a random pirate in the newest baseball video game.  (PSaMP)

The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha is a real political ad.  How amazing is Louisiana?

After the jump, funny protest signs are funny when they’re mixed into an actual protest.  When it’s a collection of assholes all together it’s not funny…at all. Read the rest of this entry »

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qns5c0.jpgNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

In honor of the iPad, the top five pads of all time. (Steady Burn)

Advice for Colts fans going to Miami. (Midwest Sports Fan)

Poker Pro donates $200,000 to baseball team. (Babes Love Baseball)

NY Gov. Patterson criticizes Jets Defensive Backcourt. (HHR)

Why are we comparing Pete Rose to Mark McGwire? (7th Inning Stache)

How to suck at Facebook. (The Oatmeal)

The MLJ Video of the Day (click the link!) is a nice parody of news stories…by a British person…who apparently doesn’t know the Daily Show exists.

After the jump, this guy might have his priorities out of whack.
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swe9w2.jpgNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here

The Tebow Super Bowl commerical is much ado about nothing. (Darren Rovell, who was thisclose to going to Mex with us)

Getting to know Cain Velasquez. (The Rumble)

Ask CRM questions. (Formspring)

Images of girls being jealous of other girls. (Defactopedia)

It’s tough to measure up to Greg Oden (I’ll take a Biggie Fries and Biggie Frosty, please)

The MLJ Video of the Day proves once again that imitation is the best kind of flattery proving how stupid Andy Samberg is.

After the jump, someone finally helps me understand Bon Jovi’s Wanted: Dead or Alive…because it was so complicated without the visuals.
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how-to-say-fck-you-in-100-languages-12289-1264173912-3Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

The 40 funniest receipts of all time. (Manofest)

NBA owners are about to screw the shit out of NBA players. (True Hoop)

The Saints road to the Super Bowl. (CBH Sports)

I bet she tastes just like raisins. (Gorillamask Video)

Athlete’s post game meals.  (Men’s Fitness)

Footage of WarHelmet and Heflich wedding receptions. (attuworld video)

Animal photo bombs. (CavemanCircus)

Brad Childress can quit his day job.  (Sports Untapped)

Buncha Joe Flaccos up in here. In praise of the unibrow. (AngryBull)

The MLJ Video of the Day reminds us that anyone who is different than you is weaker and stupider.

After the jump, the greatest gif ever made.  And it’s an MLJ original!  Sorta SFW.

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zackgalifinNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Time Tebow sucked ass at Senior Bowl practice. (Dr. Saturday)

The President is rooting for the Saints out of sympathy. Also because he’s a racist asshole. Chocolate City! (HHR)

Five Questions with Rex Kramer? Panera Bread iMac Man. (Gizmodo)

Jim Rome rips Brock Lesnar. Hef wishes both would die. (Cage Doctors)

New Mortal Kombat movie?  Check.  Embedded Mortal Kombat Fatality compilation?  Check.  You have no reason not to click.  (Bloody Disgusting)

<Mmmhmm…this is what I just had for lunch.  Ya gotta try it. (Alton Brown via Serious Eats)

The MLJ Video of the Day demonstrates why you should never try to copy anything you see on the internet.

After the jump, another addition to the “something you can never unsee” file in your brain. This file only opens when you’re dreaming happy thoughts that deserve to be killed. It’s safe for work, but not for your sanity. Click it if you dare!

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3hhqp.jpgNothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Close, personal friend of MLJ Steve Nug interviews Taylor Steele (whoever that is). (Surfline)

Coolest knife evar? (Sad and Useless via geekologie via gizmodo)

Tim Lincecum is a person worth rooting for. (Jeff Pearlman)

So close, yet so Favre away. (New logo Sparty y Amigos)

Their seems to be some confusion on spelling certain words.  Let’s just say I’ve agreed to disagree.  /stigs’d (The Oatmeal)

The MLJ Video of the Day proves that even an evil corporation like Walmart can make a truly awesome commercial.

What the US would look like if we redrew state lines to make the populations roughly equal. Can I get a Rio Grande w00t?

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