Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Steve Francis might not realize that since he’s famous he’s always on camera. Or maybe he’s really comfortable with digging for gold with a million people watching. (Detroit4Lyfe)

A few early upsets then it’s all chalk? (Midwest Sports Fans)

The athletes of Cirque de Soleil. (HHR)

Temple basketball is the Cinderella story? (Josh Q. Public)

Time lapse drawings of Sydney Crosby are cool. (PSaMP)

The MLJ Video of the Day is a neat concept video. The song’s okay I guess sorta.

After the jump, the chick from “She’s Out of Your League” isn’t that great looking. She has a manish face. Nice tits though. Read the rest of this entry »

In honor of one of the funniest things we’ve ever done, and since it’s Selection Sunday I thought I’d repost our numbers bracket from last year. Don’t forget to sign up for our Bracket Competition.

Everybody loves a great number, especially if it’s in the one through sixty-four range. Some of you probably have your own rankings of your favorite numbers one through sixty-four. In the spirit of the NCAA Tournament, we here at Major League Jerk will be holding our own tournament of the top 64 numbers of all time (in the one through sixty-four range).

Today, we present to you the bracket. There was very little arguing that took place amongst the committee of Jerks who made up the field. Some wanted to include pi, but a later vote concluded that that would have been silly.

We expect there to be absolutely no uproar over the rankings because this is completely arbitrary and stupid. One thing of interest, at least to me, is that in the “Bracket Tournaments are really gay” region, the number thirteen was a 13-seed. What, you don’t think that’s cool? What were the odds?

Anyway, without further ado, click here for The Bracket. Individual regions and seedings are after the jump. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

I really don’t understand the South’s obsession with minor league sports. Nonetheless, John Calipari autographed a mustang and somehow it increased its value. (Busted Coverage)

A Wonderlic test even Tim Tebow can pass. (Guyism)

More Wacky Mike Leach Goodness. (Zoner Sports)

Stan Van Gundy Gives Players ‘Dr. BBQ’s Big-Time Barbecue Cookbook’ To Read During Road Trip. (The Onion)

A new(ish) baseball blog has a new(ish) baseball podcast. Let’s all give a listen. (7th Inning Stache)

The third wave of single serving sites. (Attention USA)

The MLJ Video of the Day is the best of the 5 second videos. The Emo Cowboy one is my favorite.

After the jump, proof that a clean shave and a nice looking suit make you seem less evil. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save (The Onion)

Volunteering to help out the Blue Jays lousy pitching. (Bugs and Cranks)

Better Act Fast If You Want Your Very Own ‘Coach Calipari’ Mustang. (No Guts No Glory)

School Prom in Mississippi cancelled because a lesbian wanted to bring a date. You stay classy Mississippi. (AZ Republic)

22 Coaches putting the MAD in March Madness. (Midwest Sports Fan)

TO and Randy Moss together on the Pats?  That’d be awesome…if it was 2007.  (Sparty and Hens)

Marion Jones signs with WNBA team. (With Leather)

After the jump, I know what I’m getting Rex for next year’s MLJ Christmas exchange.
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Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Old broad has a horn growing out of her head. (Daily Mail)

GM Mark Shapiro looking to creep out entire roster by early Friday. (The Sports Hernia)

An animated video of Tiger Woods in rehab.  (Global Sports Fraternity)

Andrew Bogut with a monster jam over Big Baby.  (NESW)

Lebron James looks like one of the terrorists held at Gitmo.  (Stachketball)

The MLJ Video of the Day was chosen only because it made me laugh. I realize that it’s not particularly clever of meaningful.

After the jump something more meaningful: Alesandra Ambrosia stretching in a pink bikini. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Kevin Garnett says that Wilt Chamberlain was like an angel when he first met him.  What?  (Stacheketball)

‘Nique to ‘Bron: Just Dunk It (Friend of the site Darren Rovell)

The MLJ Video of the Day is something funny from Jimmy Kimmel. Because I care.

After the jump, the illustrated Lebowski.
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Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

The Vatican is dealing with a gay sex scandal…again. Seriously Catholics, it’s getting hard to not dislike you more than the Evangelicals. (HuffPo)

For those of you who missed Ron Artest’s hair yesterday. (A Stern Warning)

Suns dominating because of new low post game. (Butt Hega Meison)

Bracketology: 5 Notable Non-Dancing Teams. (Josh Q Public)

Tom Morello scolds racist Cubs fans. (Tremendous Upside Potential)

5 Reasons you shouldn’t ignore the NCAA women’s tournament. (MSF)

The MLJ Video of the Day pretty much wins the internet. Nice job, breasts.

After the jump, a bargaining war for lost merchandise. This America, man. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

7 Reasons why Fantasy Baseball is not for losers. Me thinks he doth protest too much. (MSF)

24 Secret Fast Food Restaurant Menu Items (Coupon Sherpa)

Corey Hart okay with fuzzy balls. (More Hardball)

The 10 essential rules of men’s style. It’s probably pretty expensive. (Esquire)

Have you had the mythical Mc10:35? (Consumerist)

The audio on the MLJ Video of the Day isn’t a bad recording. Apparently the commercial thought that creepy and ominous was the best way to sell pancakes.

After the jump, the reunion you were anxiously waiting for pleasantly amused by: Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

The Mike Cameron effect. (Sparty & Friends)

Where does Thomas Jones land? (My Sports Rumors)

Jenn Sterger got a new show on Versus. (Busted Coverage)

Man on a horse is a former Arizona State football player. (Doc Saturday)

Britain is providing extra small condoms to 12 year olds because they aren’t practicing safe sex. (Daily Mail)

Quantum Leap, Starring Kenny Williams. (NQTC)

The new NFL Conference championship trophies are an abomination. (UniWatch)

The MLJ Video of the Day reminds us that no matter how good you are at something, there still exists the possibility that you lack any and all self awareness about your craft. Ice Dancing to Nirvana is the ultimate proof of this.

After the jump, Audrina Partridge looks really good lately. I don’t know who she is but…damn. Read the rest of this entry »

Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.

Ole Miss looks to change their mascot. Guess who the leader is? I’ll give you a hint. No. No hints. It’s a trap! (AJC)

The word “fucking” is in the URL, but seriously, this picture is fucking with me. (BarstoolSports)

2010 Over/Under Wins for each team. (VegasWatch)

Lebron James throws down a monster dunk…and he doesn’t have to bowl anyone over to do it. (Midwest Sports Fans)

Oklahoma Thunder: Youth is Served. (Josh Q. Public)

Joel Zumaya plunks a college kid who pretends to charge the mound. (Detroit 4 Lyfe)

A write up debunking the myth of American Idol tryout hype. Or something. I’m not yet old, bored or gay enough to watch that show. (Daily Beast)

I’m just posting anything that involves Community (WarmingGlow)

The MLJ Video of the Day is of one our commenters pretending to be in the army.

After the jump, Fox News continues to top itself. Read the rest of this entry »