Author Archives: Hef

A Modest Proposal

Posted on November 30, 2011 by Hef

[Scene: MLJ Headquarters: Conference Room which really just consists of a bunch of couches and 12 mini-fridges.  On one couch sits Hef and Spence.  Across from them sits Joe Flacco.] ….. Spence: Joe?

Posted in NFL | Tagged | 11 Comments

Just Win, Baby

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Hef

After another last minute win despite a horrific performance as Quarterback and team leader, we have finally been able to answer the most important question in sports right now: What if Tim Tebow were Mexican?

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Point/Counterpoint: Astros Moving to the American League

Posted on November 28, 2011 by Hef

Point: The Astros moving to the AL is a travesty and disrespects Baseball History by Jared Collins, Houston Native This past week, the sale of the Houston Astros resulted in more than just a change of ownership; it created a … Continue reading →

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The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Posted on November 24, 2011 by Hef

After a year and a half of intense lobbying, Facebook campaigns and internet petitions, the Jerks at Major League, uh, Jerk have responded to your demands and will be celebrating the holiday season by providing one week (1 W33K!) of … Continue reading →

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