Under The Lights: Playoffs

To your right, the best QB in the history of the NFL. The one year he was given an adequate supporting cast in Cincinnati, he was the NFL MVP and took the Bengals to the Superbowl. True story.
Below, a quick preview on today/tonight’s games:
Arizona @ Atlanta: I’m writing this at 2:00 PM Lebron Standard Time, [...]

Quality Start: Derrick Rose = PWN’d

Let’s get right to it.
Cavs 117, Bulls 92: First Cavs game I attended in 2009. With Z sitting out with an ankle injury, Anderson Varejao went into beast mode and had a career high 26 points. Lebron chipped in with a Jason Kidd-like triple double (16-11-10), his first of the season, and a very disgusting [...]

Superlative Time: Best Posts of 2008

2008 was an amazing year for Major League Jerk. We were able to pump out 7800 posts in our blog’s brief existence and managed to attract 1,471,521 unique visitors, managing to somehow exceed all of our expectations. We can’t thank our readers enough. But, before we turn our attention to 2009, the staff of MLJ [...]

Fun With Print Screen

Notice who’s first and last in this particular category.
Don’t leave us Brett! Please come back.

NickP-quitur: Today’s Sign Of The Eastern Conference’s Dominance

Put yourself in the Washington Wizards’ shoes. You’re 6-23. One of your better players (Gilbert Arenas) has yet to play a game this season. Your best player (Caron Butler) has just gone down with an injury and will miss some games. You’re still trying to win, but you know you have your work cut out [...]

Happy Birthday, Lebron James

The best basketballer on the planet turns 24 today. Be sure to tune into NBATV all day for 24
hours of Lebron, culminating with Cavs/Miami at 7:30 PM. Cavs have been in a huge slump lately, so this could be a let-down game, especially considering they just beat this dogshit team two days ago. Lebron is [...]

Under The Lights: Pour one out for the 2009 Reds

Remember when I wrote this little diddy a few weeks ago? Well, apparently Walt does not read this blog, because he went against all logic and signed Willy Taveras to a 2 year deal. No financial details  yet, so I’m holding back (a very little bit of ) hope that it’s a cheap deal. Either way, he’ll be [...]