Under The Lights: BCS Championship Edition

Good evening friends of excellence. Roman War Helmet was supposed to be here tonight, but he’s busy arguing with Miz about getting off a virtual lawn somewhere. I digress… It was a tremendously tremendous day here at MLJ. Roman started the day off by stealing Spencer’s picture of writing about Eric Mangini and recapping [...]

Breaking Down Easterbrook

I’ve been reading Tuesday Morning Quarterback for a couple years now. I don’t know why. There are blogs. Books. Television. So many places I could read about football besides TMQ. Yet I find myself checking it out every week during the season. A couple of his dumber “gems” really got stuck in my craw. Here [...]

Fiesta BowLOL

I was introduced to TV Tan Line this morning which compiles screen shots galore from sporting events and episodes of Dr. Who. As I was looking at the pictures from last night’s big game that doesn’t really matter I felt the need to caption some of the pictures.

LeBron Must Be Metrosexual

Well, upon further review, this server sucks and won’t allow me to post South Park clips. I had two crab people videos (One and Two) that were going to be totally relevant and funny. What the fuck is this? Amateur hour? I’m out of here.
For a full explanation of the crab dribble click here.

A Year In The Life of CRM

It’s been a rough year for the official MLJ Intern. But I choose not to focus on the negatives. That’s both my blessing and my curse. I tend to block out the bad. I’ll talk about it and joke about it, but generally, I don’t let stuff like “losing a job” bring me down. I [...]

Movie Post! The Top Films of 2008 (That I Saw)

The inspiration of this post is Empire’s The Fifty Films That Defined 2008. I’ve seen 15 of these movies. Here’s what I thought of them - plus a couple more that showed up in American movie theaters and DVD players in 2008.
The Dark Knight
One of everyone’s top films of the year, I’ve seen it [...]

Video Tuesday (Really?): Sloth Sells Cars

This is a commercial for Italian car company, Alfa Romeo. (Vroom. First of four - in under sixty. Seconds.)

It comes from Film Drunk which is my favorite movie blog evar. Film Drunk got it from Best Week Ever. I’m pretty much just recreating the same post BWE originally did, but with [...]