Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Alex Chilton Remembered (popdose)
A new blogpost/podcast hybrid. (PSaMP)
Incredible Soccer Goal with Incredibly Cheezy Call. (Zoner Sports)
Win an autographed Matt Stafford jersey. (Guyism)
A Big Day for the Big 10. (MSF)
Charles Barkley feels the March Madness. (Global Sports Fraternity)
John Amaechi teaches Brits basketball. (Stacheketball)
VIDEO: High School Pitcher In A Coma, It’s Serious. (7IS)
The MLJ Video of the Day proves that the people who most adamantly oppose health care reform are decent Americans who care about the weakest members of society.
After the jump, a neat map that shows you whether an area is more highly populated with pizza shops, gun stores or strip clubs. Neat.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
A lot of talent at the Jacksonville Jaguars tryouts. Seriously, click this link. (Unathletic)
More great moments in unlicensed Pittsburgh Steelers merchandise. (PSaMP)
Last year it was sports movies, this year it’s sitcoms. Sitcomology! (Sparty and Friends)
Man rides ElliptiGo 500 miles to LA Marathon…what’s an ElipptiGO? (7IS)
Beware the Butler Peen Goblers in this year’s field of 64. (Paneech)
Seabrook slumps to ice after vicious hit by James Wisneiski. (MSF)
The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha is so anticlimactic. When I hear 100,000 paper airplanes are being thrown off a building I think my reaction would be similar.
After the jump, a pizza place I might go to just because I thought the name was clever.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Huh, CC Sabathia murders US Soldiers in video game promo. Fucking Yankees. (7th Inning Stache)
The Awful, Awful Awful Awful Pirates. Awful. (PSaMP)
The best college backcourts in the tourney. (Not Qualified to Comment)
MLB: Top 5 young guns. (Josh Q. Public)
And on the third day of the week…Tebow threw. And god smiled. (Legend of Cecilio Guante)
The MLJ Video of the Day brought to you by LittleBuddha features an interview between Zack Galifinakis and some unemployed red head and his fat friend.
After the jump, I don’t care if she’s 50% plastic, I’m a big fan of the new Heidi Montag fuck doll.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Drunken St. Patrick’s day girls. Possibly NSFW. (Coed Magazine)
Packers unveil horrendous new jerseys. (Chicago Now)
Jets need to learn their rightful place. No one puts Baby in the corner! (Sartpy and Firedns)
Jennifer Love Hewitt broke up with her douchey boyfriend. Fellas, if your lady suddenly goes from fat to hot it means you’re getting the boot. (Ask Men)
Cease and Desist letter riles baseball blogger. (7th Inning Stache)
Will Leitch makes funny jokes about being a true Yankee. That guy is the best. (Deadspin)
John Wall is NOT living the life of a typical 19-year-old. Jon Wallenstein is. (Global Sports Fraternity)
Woman aims to become the fattest woman of all time. Of all time! (Australian News)
The MLJ Video of the Day is some behind the scenes stuff from Inglorious Basterds which I enjoyed quite a bit despite the fact that it was mostly in French. Maybe I’m more cultured than the rest of you cock goblins.
After the jump, how to make a Michael Cera movie.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Steve Francis might not realize that since he’s famous he’s always on camera. Or maybe he’s really comfortable with digging for gold with a million people watching. (Detroit4Lyfe)
A few early upsets then it’s all chalk? (Midwest Sports Fans)
The athletes of Cirque de Soleil. (HHR)
Temple basketball is the Cinderella story? (Josh Q. Public)
Time lapse drawings of Sydney Crosby are cool. (PSaMP)
The MLJ Video of the Day is a neat concept video. The song’s okay I guess sorta.
After the jump, the chick from “She’s Out of Your League” isn’t that great looking. She has a manish face. Nice tits though.
Everybody loves a great number, especially if it’s in the one through sixty-four range. Some of you probably have your own rankings of your favorite numbers one through sixty-four. In the spirit of the NCAA Tournament, we here at Major League Jerk will be holding our own tournament of the top 64 numbers of all time (in the one through sixty-four range).
Today, we present to you the bracket. There was very little arguing that took place amongst the committee of Jerks who made up the field. Some wanted to include pi, but a later vote concluded that that would have been silly.
We expect there to be absolutely no uproar over the rankings because this is completely arbitrary and stupid. One thing of interest, at least to me, is that in the “Bracket Tournaments are really gay” region, the number thirteen was a 13-seed. What, you don’t think that’s cool? What were the odds?
Anyway, without further ado, click here for The Bracket. Individual regions and seedings are after the jump.
Here are the individual regions and seedings
Bracket tournaments are gay
1. Twenty-three
2. Three
3. Five
4. Forty-nine
5. Twenty-five
6. Twenty-six
7. Thirty
8. Thirty-six
9. Thirty-seven
10. Twenty-nine
11. Sixty-three
12. Sixteen
13. Forty-seven
14. Eight
15. Fifty-nine
16. Fifty-five
Bracket tournaments are really gay
1. Seven
2. Twenty-seven
3. Twenty
4. Fifty
5. Seventeen
6. Nine
7. Sixty-two
8. Thirty-one
9. Thirty-two
10. Twenty-two
11. Fifty-eight
12. Forty-five
13. Thirteen
14. Forty-three
15. Fifty-one
16. Fifteen
This is pointless and arbitrary
1. Twenty-one
2. Sixty
3. Thirty-five
4. Twelve
5. Forty-two
6. Fifty-four
7. Fourteen
8. Thirty-eight
9. Forty-eight
10. Fifty-six
11. Six
12. Thirty-three
13. Thirty-nine
14. Fifty-three
15. Forty-six
16. Eleven
Have I mentioned that brackets are gay?
1. Forty
2. Sixty-four
3. Twenty-five
4. Twenty-four
5. Thirty-four
6. Four
7. Ten
8. One
9. Two
10. Forty-four
11. Fifty-seven
12. Fifty-two
13. Forty-one
14. Nineteen
15. Eighteen
16. Sixty-one
There you have it, Folks. May the best number win!
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Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
I really don’t understand the South’s obsession with minor league sports. Nonetheless, John Calipari autographed a mustang and somehow it increased its value. (Busted Coverage)
A Wonderlic test even Tim Tebow can pass. (Guyism)
More Wacky Mike Leach Goodness. (Zoner Sports)
Stan Van Gundy Gives Players ‘Dr. BBQ’s Big-Time Barbecue Cookbook’ To Read During Road Trip. (The Onion)
A new(ish) baseball blog has a new(ish) baseball podcast. Let’s all give a listen. (7th Inning Stache)
The third wave of single serving sites. (Attention USA)
The MLJ Video of the Day is the best of the 5 second videos. The Emo Cowboy one is my favorite.
After the jump, proof that a clean shave and a nice looking suit make you seem less evil.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Autistic Child Ruins Marriage He Was Born To Save (The Onion)
Volunteering to help out the Blue Jays lousy pitching. (Bugs and Cranks)
Better Act Fast If You Want Your Very Own ‘Coach Calipari’ Mustang. (No Guts No Glory)
School Prom in Mississippi cancelled because a lesbian wanted to bring a date. You stay classy Mississippi. (AZ Republic)
22 Coaches putting the MAD in March Madness. (Midwest Sports Fan)
TO and Randy Moss together on the Pats? That’d be awesome…if it was 2007. (Sparty and Hens)
Marion Jones signs with WNBA team. (With Leather)
After the jump, I know what I’m getting Rex for next year’s MLJ Christmas exchange.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Old broad has a horn growing out of her head. (Daily Mail)
GM Mark Shapiro looking to creep out entire roster by early Friday. (The Sports Hernia)
An animated video of Tiger Woods in rehab. (Global Sports Fraternity)
Andrew Bogut with a monster jam over Big Baby. (NESW)
Lebron James looks like one of the terrorists held at Gitmo. (Stachketball)
The MLJ Video of the Day was chosen only because it made me laugh. I realize that it’s not particularly clever of meaningful.
After the jump something more meaningful: Alesandra Ambrosia stretching in a pink bikini.
Nothing To Click Here is the collective effort of the entire MLJ staff. These are just some of the things we come across in our daily reading. The links contained within are either extremely well-written, thought-provoking, funny, weird or simply awesome. If you have any suggestions please send them here.
Kevin Garnett says that Wilt Chamberlain was like an angel when he first met him. What? (Stacheketball)
‘Nique to ‘Bron: Just Dunk It (Friend of the site Darren Rovell)
The MLJ Video of the Day is something funny from Jimmy Kimmel. Because I care.
After the jump, the illustrated Lebowski.
