Author Archives: Happy

Weekly Power Rankings That Last Published In June

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Happy

With only one month of regular season baseball left to go, I figured it was time to bore you all with some updated power rankings. It’s been two months since I last covered this, and in that time, MLB teams … Continue reading →

Posted in MLB, MLB Power Rankings | 4 Comments

Lovie Smith Speaks, But Says Nothing

Posted on August 19, 2010 by Happy

If you don’t mind, I’d like to rant about the Chicago Bears for a second. I know, we haven’t updated this site in almost a month, and to break the streak I’m going to talk about a shitty football team? Well kinda. Not … Continue reading →

Posted in NFL | 8 Comments

Sing it Dino!

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Happy

Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you’ll sing Gallinari. Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay Eddy Curry. When the Knicks make you drool just like pasta fazool, that’s Amar’e When you dance down the street with a cloud … Continue reading →

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Weekly [I Have The Power] Rankings

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Happy

Today is Thursday*, and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time for Major League Jerk’s Weekly Power Rankings Of Major League Baseball Teams Whose Respective Rankings Are Based Solely On The Opinion Of Happy And Which Run Once A Week … Continue reading →

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