The Day After…pt. 2

…..

Joe…

…..

Joe!

Yeah, Hef?

Quit fucking smiling, man.

Oh, am I smiling right now?

We both know you are.

Hmmm…what on earth would I have to smile about?

Fuck you, Joe.

No seriously, what on earth would I have to smile about?

You’re gonna make me say it?

Say what, Hef?

Say that you won a Super Bowl and were named MVP?

Oh…did that happen?  Did that really happen?

I am this close to blowing my fucking brains out.  Up is down.  Black is white.  Nothing makes sense anymore.

Is Spence around?

Spence!

What?

Joe would like to talk to you.

I am this close to blowing my fucking brains out.

I already said that.

Well it deserves to be said again.

This is going to be a long fucking year.

fin

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2 Responses to The Day After…pt. 2

  1. Sousebergin says:

    When Pauly Shore wins an Oscar this year it will be time to destroy all media and all forms of information transmission. Except dick pictures, dick pictures are truth and will represent all future forms of communication.

  2. GloriousMullet says:

    SOUSED!

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