Quit fucking smiling, man.
Oh, am I smiling right now?
We both know you are.
Hmmm…what on earth would I have to smile about?
Fuck you, Joe.
No seriously, what on earth would I have to smile about?
You’re gonna make me say it?
Say what, Hef?
Say that you won a Super Bowl and were named MVP?
Oh…did that happen? Did that really happen?
I am this close to blowing my fucking brains out. Up is down. Black is white. Nothing makes sense anymore.
Is Spence around?
Joe would like to talk to you.
I am this close to blowing my fucking brains out.
I already said that.
Well it deserves to be said again.
This is going to be a long fucking year.