Hall of Fame HOF: The National Baseball Hall of Fame

We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family restroom. Below is our next inductee.

Located in Cooperstown, New York, the National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum is like the Bill Russell of all Hall of Fames. First, the Baseball Hall of Fame may not have the stats of say the Football Hall of Fame or one of the Basketball Hall of Fames but it does have all the intangibles. The Football Hall of Fame is great but it is in Ohio. That right there knocks it down in pantheon status. Did you know the Baseball Hall of Fame is in Cooperstown which is in the state of New York? Did you know if you wanted to you could crash of CRM’s couch and it would be a half an hour or so drive* to get there? Both are the little things that make it a Hall of Fame HOF. It’s true.

But if you don’t believe me maybe you will believe my buddy Monkeykong, who is as passionate on the subject as I am.

You are putting Hall of Fames in the Hall of Fame? What the fuck are you talking about? Who gives a shit? I think it is full blown retarded when Grantland puts You Tube videos that have 14 views in a ‘Hall of Fame”. But sure, if you are serious then yes, I guess the Baseball Hall of Fame is a Hall of Famer. Die.

See. Told you. If my buddy thinks it is HOF then it is. It just is. Any place that has such all time greats like Andre Dawson, Jim Rice, Bert Blyleven, Pete Rose, and Goose Gossage is truly worthy of recognition. Now if it just allowed Jack Morris in, then the Baseball Hall of Fame would truly reach the top of the pyramid.

*45 minutes if you drive like a fucking pussy