Daily Archives: November 28, 2011

Hall of Fame HOF: National Farm Toy Museum

We here at Major League Jerk have spent countless seconds discussing which Hall of Fames are truly Hall of Fame worthy and which belong on the 5th tier of the celestial pyramid by the gift shop and outside the family … Continue reading

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Just Win, Baby

After another last minute win despite a horrific performance as Quarterback and team leader, we have finally been able to answer the most important question in sports right now: What if Tim Tebow were Mexican?

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I Hear You Need Car

New friend, come!  Come! You are in the luck today, friend, for I have solution to all of your problem.  You need new car, I have new car with all the whistles and the bells.  When you pull up to … Continue reading

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What It Must Feel Like To Be From Cleveland: Rooting for the Mets in the Austerity Age

Being a Mets fan has always been sort of a hardship. We have always prided ourselves as smarter and more passionate. That this never-ending cacophony of shit made us better people. But truthfully, we were blindly following a group of … Continue reading

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Point/Counterpoint: Astros Moving to the American League

Point: The Astros moving to the AL is a travesty and disrespects Baseball History by Jared Collins, Houston Native This past week, the sale of the Houston Astros resulted in more than just a change of ownership; it created a … Continue reading

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Quality Start

So I was trying to write this yesterday, you know start the week off with a bang and all that?  Well, it failed miserably in part because, at the time, I had the intellectual function of Syd Barrett and in … Continue reading

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