Stop making me look like an ass, ok?
Stop acting like little fucking 13 year old girls who just got dumped, it’s fucking pathetic. Grow a fucking set of nuts and get on with your lives because this is SOOOOOO fucking meaningless in the grand scheme of things.
Can I offer a suggestion? Howabout, instead of putting all this effort into hating LeBron, we collectively put it towards making our city not a cesspool of rust and bad jokes? Wouldn’t that MAKE A WHOLE LOT OF FUCKING SENSE?
Jesus tapdancing Christ, have some fucking perspective. This is a guy who’s career, if he’s lucky, will last five to ten more years. He’ll be lucky to walk without pain when he’s finished. Point being…he wants his rings and it’s fucking batshit stupid to begrudge him for wanting it now, ok?
This isn’t like Art Modell moving the Browns…Art Modell was knee deep in our city’s legislature, trying to keep city improvements off the table and got a sin tax passed THE DAY BEFORE HE MOVED THE TEAM. Art Modell is Judas…LeBron? LeBron’s more like…
And that’s the funny thing. We shouldn’t be angry at LeBron, we should laugh at him. What a fucking pussy. I mean, seriously, who up and decides to join their rivals instead of doing something on your own? Pussies, that’s who. But we don’t hate pussies, we just don’t give them the credit of being a true great. Gone is any chance of LeBron’s legacy being listed along with MJ, Bird and Magic’s*.
*Yes, I know all three played with Hall of Famers, but they were in situations far different than LeBron’s. MJ, Bird and Magic didn’t crawl on their knees to a rival’s team just for a better shot at a ring…they were the man at their respective stops, LeBron is not.
So just stop this outrage, NE Ohio…it’s not becoming. So what if the Cavs are in their deathbed? You all didn’t give a flying fuck about that before LeBron, so why do you care now? You’re being selfish, immature assholes by being angry and burning jerseys and shit SO FUCKING STOP. This is a 25 year old dude with the world at his footsteps, and you’re all bitching about him wanting to see what else there is outside of Cleveland fucking Ohio? Get over yourselves.
Sincerely, Ohio’s own…
spencer096
f1rst!!