Monthly Archives: July 2010

MLJ Tobacco Hall of Fame

Posted on July 23, 2010 by spencer096

The Tyler Rose in an 80′s commercial for fucking Skoal. Honestly, I had no idea Skoal, or any tobacco company, could advertise on TV at all.  I had never seen it.  Sure, I’d seen the Marlboro and Winston advertisements on … Continue reading →

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Metal Mursday

Posted on July 15, 2010 by spencer096

Aw hell yea…today is the day, my pretties. Today, the 15th-est of July…I Dr. 096 will be attending the concert to end all concerts.  Dream Theater.  Iron Maiden. You haven’t seen excited until you’ve felt how wet my panties are. … Continue reading →

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EXTRA! EXTRA!

Posted on July 13, 2010 by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker
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George Steinbrenner Is Dead. Long Live Hank.

Posted on July 13, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

I am saddened by the death of that pardoned felon who paid a degenerate gambler to find dirt on his own player and lorded over a team that is the bane of my existence AND won 6 Championships in my … Continue reading →

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Sing it Dino!

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Happy

Bells will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you’ll sing Gallinari. Hearts will play tippi-tippi-tay, tippi-tippi-tay, like a gay Eddy Curry. When the Knicks make you drool just like pasta fazool, that’s Amar’e When you dance down the street with a cloud … Continue reading →

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Dear NE Ohio,

Posted on July 9, 2010 by spencer096

Stop making me look like an ass, ok? Stop acting like little fucking 13 year old girls who just got dumped, it’s fucking pathetic.  Grow a fucking set of nuts and get on with your lives because this is SOOOOOO … Continue reading →

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My Evening Plans

Posted on July 8, 2010 by spencer096

Ladies and gentlemen, let me share with you my plans for this evening. After work, I’m going to hit golf balls because hitting golf balls is really, REALLY fun.  Plus, I’m actually improving, which makes hitting golf balls even funner. … Continue reading →

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