Wow. I mean. Wow. I guess they aren’t even going to try. Who? Oh, the Knicks. They have already raised the flag on LeBron and are turning towards Joe Johnson and Amare Stoudemire. Not that they aren’t going to fly to Akron to talk to LeBron. But fuck, they are sending James Dolan to meet him. That is like sending Fredo out to Vegas to learn the Casino Business. Hopefully, Jimmy will get to bang cocktail waitresses two at a time. Anywho, nothing says limping towards the goal like already leaking Plan B before you can even speak to Plan A.
The idea is that they will get Joe Johnson and Amare Stoudemire together with Mike D’Antoni and they can replicate their success in Phoenix. I see two problems here, a) Steve Nash is not part of this deal and B) Amare wasn’t exactly D’Antoni’s biggest fan. Add that to the fact that THEY ARE NOT BRINGING STEVE NASH WITH THEM*, and well I doubt this works. There is talk of the Knicks trading for Tony Parker to add to the pipe dream. Whatever. Second round or bust.
With that said I hope LeBron picks Newark just to fuck Cleveland, Chicago and James Dolan. That should lead to eleventy more Lakers/Magic Finals.
*Really, I don’t think I can stress this point enough.
God fucking damn it.
Please go after Boozer instead of Amare. I know you wont because Dolan is a fucking asshat who knows nothing about sports and even less about efficient cable. Go Joe Johnson, Boozer/Bosh and then wait – WAIT – for FatSack’s contract to expire at the end of the year DON’T TRADE HIM FOR FUCKING MO WILLIAMS OR ANY OTHER GOD DAMN LONG TERM TURD and then go hard after Carmelo.
LeBron to Portland!
Who’s the chick?
idk, but Kevin McAllister seems to be sitting right next to them on the floor.
who’s the broad?
who’s dolan’s lass?
Speaking of pipe dreams…
If the Knicks go through this Free Agent season and get squat, they can just pack up the bags, tell Mikhail Prokhorov and Mr. Beyonce to quit building in Brooklyn ’cause the Garden is theirs and move to Seattle (or Cincinnati, or Flotsam’s Mistake, Nebraska), where nobody will watch (or care) that the team stinks. At least when the Knicks had Isaiah Thomas running the team, there was some interest just from the lawsuits.