Monthly Archives: June 2010

My All-Time Favorite Gunslingers

Posted on June 30, 2010 by spencer096

I was reading Joe Poz’s awesome piece on Bob Gibson today on the shitter and deeply wished I was around to watch him in his prime.  From what I can gather, Gibson had some of the sickest stuff, the meanest … Continue reading →

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The Knicks Poop Pants Before The Party Begins

Posted on June 28, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

Wow. I mean. Wow. I guess they aren’t even going to try. Who? Oh, the Knicks. They have already raised the flag on LeBron and are turning towards Joe Johnson and Amare Stoudemire. Not that they aren’t going to fly … Continue reading →

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Weekly [I Have The Power] Rankings

Posted on June 25, 2010 by Happy

Today is Thursday*, and you know what that means. That’s right, it’s time for Major League Jerk’s Weekly Power Rankings Of Major League Baseball Teams Whose Respective Rankings Are Based Solely On The Opinion Of Happy And Which Run Once A Week … Continue reading →

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It was nice knowing you LeBron…

Posted on June 25, 2010 by spencer096

The Washington Wizards may have lost a few battles against the Cleveland Cavaliers, but they most certainly won the war.  Think about it…the first salvo was Jamison to the Cavs, a talented, but defensively impotent player who was abused routinely … Continue reading →

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Lawrence Taylor Starts Rumor of LeBron to the Knicks

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker

Break’d News: Former NFL All-Everything, Lawrence Taylor, is now 90% of the way to a guilty conviction via his latest misunderstanding with an underage hooker.  The Hall of Famerapist (Tobias Fünke’d) was sacked with 6 counts of the stuff.  More … Continue reading →

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Break’d News: LeBron to Sign with the Knicks

Posted on June 24, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

This just in to the MLJ newsroom, LeBron James has made his decision. After long thought and deliberation he decided that he is going to go to New York and play for the Knicks. His desire to be a Global … Continue reading →

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We’re Back!

Posted on June 24, 2010 by RomanWarHelmet

Good Morrow my fellow Jerks! I am proud to let you know, after days of barely (not) posting anything, we are going to try our darndest to give you something to read! I will not guarantee 6 to 8 posts … Continue reading →

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