It was another glorious day here at Major League Jerk. Intern Jace held down the fort yet again with 3 or 4 brilliant postings that made me wonder why the Intern tag hasn’t been removed from his name yet. If he’s not good enough to write here full time, then who is? So I guess if anything, his continued brilliance with no compensation whatsoever keeps me grounded.
I didn’t receive any updates from our friends via the MLJ batphone today, so I can only assume that everything is going smoothly in their Mexican travels. I think Spencer is meeting the group in person for the very first time. That’s always fun and awkward.
Hef: Hey Spencer. Good to meet ya.
Spencer: You too. Finally.
[10 minutes of uncomfortable silence]
Spencer: So…you wanna get some pizza?
Hef: Hernia’d
The key is getting through those initial 10 minutes. After that they should be fine. Hopefully Roman brought a football. It’s a solid ice breaker.
Anyway, in honor of Super Bowl weekend, I give you now a Top 10 list of my favorite Super Bowls of all time (in chronological order).
- Super Bowl I
- Super Bowl II
- Super Bowl III
- Super Bowl IV
- Super Bowl V
- Super Bowl VI
- Super Bowl VII
- Super Bowl VIII
- Super Bowl IX
- Super Bowl X
Honorable mention: Super Bowl XI, XII, XIII, XIV, XV, XVI, XVII, XVIII, XIX, XX, XXI, XXII, XXIII, XXIV, XXV, XXVI, XXVII, XXVIII, XXIX, XXX, XXXI, XXXII, XXXIII, XXXIV, XXXV, XXXVI, XXXVII, XXXVIII, XXXIX, XL, XLI, XLII, and XLIII
Hopefully Super Bowl XLIV will crack next year’s list.
It’s fucking Friday afternoon and you’re not really reading this, are you? I didn’t think so.
Bulls at Hawks (ESPN): Joe Johnson will showcase his superb basketball skills to his future employer. He’ll score 27 points on better than 50% shooting from the field. He’ll also throw in a handful of rebounds and assists for good measure.
Nuggets at Lakers (ESPN): While on their way to the game, the Nuggets’ team bus will crash into a guardrail and tip over a large embankment, killing everyone on board. Kobe Bryant will be driving in the area and he’ll see the commotion. He’ll hop out of his car and race over to the burning bus to try and offer up some assistance, when out of nowhere he’ll be attacked by a large grizzly bear. The grizzly will rip Kobe’s arms off, then use them to beat him to a bloody pulp. You can catch it all on youtube tomorrow morning. The video quality won’t be very good though. Stupid camera phones.
Demetri Martin and Jim Gaffigan Back-to-Back (Comedy Central): Starting at 9pm ET, check in with Comedy Central for 90 minutes of Martin and Gaffigan. The only thing better would be if they topped that off with 30 minutes of Brian Regan. Oh well. Take luck.
On that note, remember that good things come to those who wait. Unless what you’re waiting for is a loved one to get out of surgery and they died on the operating table.
Have a good weekend, My Lovelies.
Colts 38, Saints 31
the fucks a spencer?
Gooooooo Nuggets!!!!!!!!
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The first time I met hef, we just pretended like we had been friends for years and skipped the awkwardness. It did get weird when hef kept telling stories about “roman,” “clown” and “Rex.” my fiends kept asking why our friends had such weird names.
Eli Manning is the best QB evar. I love him. Tony Romo sucks. Also, fuck Texas, fuck the Yankees, and fuck the Mavs. I also wanted to let you all know how dreamy Roman is. He is a straight up pimp.
/not written by RomanWarHelmet