While most teams who decide to erect statues outside their ballparks choose influential and important ballplayers, the Milwaukee Brewers are going against the grain by erecting a statue to Bud Selig.
That’s right, the Brewers are unveiling a statue of the commissioner before an August 24th home game against the Dodgers.
Said team owner Mark Attanasio:
The Brewers and Miller Park are in this city because of the commissioner’s vision and dedicated efforts.
He later went on to praise the steroid era, the ‘94 strike, the awesome changes to the All-Star game which dictates homefield advantage in the World Series and his general hygiene.




While I enjoy the humor of this post, I would be remiss to point out That Bud Selig also brought Baseball back to Milwaukee after the Braves left and he sold the shit out of used cars to make his millions so he had that going for him too.
/doesn’t give a shit
//bringing it back
the fucks a bud selig?