Good Morning! It’s here! It’s finally here! The day that everyone who doesn’t give a shit about football but likes parties and pretending to like football care about. (/waves at Happy’s Super Bowl Party) It’s Super Bowl Sunday! As I write this for you it is currently 4:21P.M. Mexican time Saturday and a dejected clown is heading towards the shower after his Texas Longhorns basketball team lost to Oklahoma. Sorry clown. Anywho, I just wanted to update you all that I am alive and well. The 2nd annual Major League Jerkoff is going better than planned as no fisticuffs or kidney extractions have taken place. I did wake up with this salty taste in my mouth but my roommate Rex assured me I had nothing to be concerned about. I am sure we will all have our own perspective on this trip and since we have plenty of space to fill in the course of a week, I am sure that we will all post something about it just like we all posted our gifts from the MLJ Gift Exchange. /waves at Nick P.
I will say a few things. First off, this place is pimp. Normally, I wouldn’t use such nomenclature (/ty duffy’d) but it really is. The view of the Sea of Cortez (?) is unbelievable. There are two patios with fire pits, BBQs and chimneys that overlook the water. The house has three bedrooms, three bathrooms, a huge living area with a kitchen with an island that overlooks the living room which has a 72″ TV and a fireplace. So our vacation spot is a place of beauty. The guys are everything you would think they are. I had no real surprises and it wasn’t a very awkward transition from meeting to dick jokes. We are having a blast. Rex is putting his culinary expertise to work with a full blown Super Bowl spread that includes fresh seafood and steak. I think Spencer is going to cream himself if he sees more good food. The roadside Taco stands alone have got him in a tizzy.
So our no homo vacation is halfway through. Since I wrote this during the down time between lunch and Happy Hour, I don’t know what shenanigans are in store for this evening but I am sure once Hef goes to sleep at 8:30* tonight the real partying will begin.
Here is what happened last night:
*Hef went to sleep like a little girl Friday night. I was on hours of sleep and traveled a total of 9 hours to get here. I was up until 2 Mexican which is 4 U.S. Standard.
CRM’s party in upstate New York is going swimmingly. Happy is still passed out.
/waves at CRM