Good morning friends of excellence. We have made it home safely and soundly and are attempting to piece together the events of the weekend without relying on our memories which are almost certainly unreliable and thus unworthy of being relied upon to tell the story of our fine trip. Before I go any further, I’d like to thank Intern Jace for doing such a fine job last week covering for us. There are few men who can keep the content level of our site the exact same quality while still moving in a different direction but Jace is one of them. Boy is he one of them.
There really isn’t much to tell really. We drove down to Mexico, posed for pictures and ate food. We didn’t speak to each other nor did we particularly enjoy each other’s company. Most of us aren’t very likable people to begin with so it’s no big surprise that we had such a lousy time in such a godforsaken country.
Can you believe we only had this much booze to get us through the weekend? We were forced to go on beer runs every few minutes.
The selection at the local Walmart was just as extensive as the one near your house. But I’m not sure all of the NFL gear was officially licensed.
That, of course, angered Spence who is a proponent of free market equality. He’s just looking out for the little guys in corporate America.
But it didn’t upset him enough to become the prettiest pink Viking in all the land.
We did lots of fun stuff…
Roman taught us how to throw a football…
We learned about the mating rituals of other cultures…
And we ate new and exotic foods.
Apparently there was a game on Sunday but I don’t remember who won. I hope that doesn’t affect our credibility as the fifth greatest internet website (12th greatest internet sports website!) in existence but I doubt the subject will come up again.
Who’re the tranny’s?
This is the first time I have ever seen a “Man Weekend” drink lineup that involved 4 bottles of Merlot.
fuck the steelers.
It was a 2007 Syrah from Argentina and it wasn’t my suggestion to buy it.
/I would have preferred a Pinot Noir
//rides off on Air of Superiority
pki = winnar.
And geez that’s a lot of pale-skinned white guys.
/glares at Rex
No pictures of the Bukkake?
No, no, no, no, all the time, no…
the ball gags you got each other got a lot of use then?
Spence… for someone who claims to be a big preppy, what’s with the light jeans?
That shrimp looks really delicious.
but the finger sandwiches they had more than made up for it. Also had some killer doilies.
they’re REALLY comfy.
Needs more airbrush, photoshop.. something.
Bon Jovi wore those jeans once
They’re really comfy? That’s your excuse?
OMG SPENCER!!! FASHION FAUX PAS!!!
LeBron James, Spencer. I mean couldn’t you wear better jeans while hanging around 6 other dudes eating, drinking and shitting your way through a weekend in Mexico?
/Just sent my Tuxedo to cleaners to washout Pico de Gayo stain
that’s not really an excuse…it’s just the reason i like wearing them.
plus, if they were dark, the dip spit stains that i love so much wouldn’t stand out.
Pico comes complimentary at many fine Mexican establishments.
Ahh spence took off his “common man” costume and reverted to the Vikings moo-moo he usually wears. He also once shaved himself to look like jared allen… all over.
This is far too humanizing for my liking.