Mike Holmgren, I get where you’re coming from. You’re new in town. You’ve got priorities. You’ve got to hire a Coach. Check. (Welcome back, Mangenius.) You’ve got to hire a General Manager. Half a check. (Tom Heckert, I’m this close [holds fingers 1/2" apart] to putting you on the clock for the 2010 NFL Draft.)
Soooo…where does that leave us? Need a great Italian market? Alesci’s, baby. Restaurant? We’ve got this Michael Symon guy with a place known as Lola. Golf? I’ve always enjoyed Quail Hollow. Public transportation? RTA has some quaint trains. [strokes chin] Let’s see…let’s see… there’s something else. Oh, that’s right! The man responsible for our teams minimal success this year needs a new contract. Yeah, yeah, we know. Hester’s deal has screwed it up for every other specialist in the league, but get this. He’s a specialist in that he specializes in playing every position (look at film of the one breather Joe Thomas took this year. Yep, Cribbs.), so come up with something fair, don’t piss off the abused fanbase, and get this thing done. As you said, you want to see Josh Cribbs back, but in all actuality, you need to see Josh Cribbs back.
All that said, we present to you a dramatization of what we assume to be actual events. /or not. who’s to say.
Spencer096, roll tape…
Fin.
brilliant.
/read it earlier
Did Dewey get fired? He was a class act.
That was brilliant, Rex.
Don’t get your testicles all over me in Mecksicko.
/Better dead’d
This was great. Goonies was one of my faves.
you know, one of the reason why the browns suck is because cribbs is their best players. trust me you dont want to over pay for him.
I don’t think overpay, I think make him a fair offer. Hell, it’s worth it in PR goodwill alone. Joe Thomas isn’t exactly Mr. Personality, so who else is there to latch on to?
uh…
joe thomas?
Belichick runs Kosar, Holmgren runs Cribbs?
/seems familiar