Okay, it’s probably not going to be Tiger-Free, but I’ll give it a shot.
Tonight, I’ve got a monthly poker game, so I’ll be watching nothing except for the annual viewing of Christmas Vacation. I’d assume you can probably catch either Boise St. or one of the Michigans play football on ESPN. Not sure if the scripted shows are back, but I PirateBay everything, so I don’t care about that, either. So…[stalls because I have to cover for Stigs...again]… if anyone has any poker advice, I’ll take it. “All-In”, with a 7-deuce, is the name of my boat, if that helps with your potential guidance.
Fuck it. I mean, seriously, who are we kidding? MLJ has fakesclusively acquired a photo from, what we presume to be, the Augusta National clubhouse.
And since I clearly have nothing else, we need feedback on a new MLJ logo(s):
Angry, menacing moose:
Racist, South Park-inspired Guy:
RomanWarHelmet’s Pre-Dieting Logo:
And apropos of nothing, when you search “hot bitch” via Google Images, this is the first result. Spencer’s dream girl. Top bewb and weed. May I present Miss High Times 2007 (the file is actually called “hot weed bitch”):
I like the moose one the best.
Me too. And when the server is down it can re-direct to the moose logo and say, “MLJ is closed, folks. Moose out front should of told you”
Never count your money when you’re sitting at the table. There’ll be time enough for counting when the dealing’s done.
Moose in a landslide
/According to all the votes in my living room
/Census of 1
Titties
needs more reference to the herb… at least for spencer’s sake.