Oh hi, everybody! Let’s take a quick gander at the events that transpired last night. Do you know what I am saying? 
Cavs! 101, Bulls 87: Easy home victory for the Cavs last night. One guy for the Bulls that surprised me was Taj Gibson. I thought he’d be a bust coming out of college. Granted, it’s a SSS, but he was down low banging last night and managed to grab 13 rebounds. He may end up being a nice piece. Also, D-Rose = fraud.
Grizzlies 98, Mavs 82: The most surprising score of the evening. How did Dallas manage to get blown out by one of the worst teams in the league? *Checks box score to see that Dirk and JET combined to shoot 12-38* Oh, that’s how.
Celtics 105, Thunder 87: Last night, Kevin Durant managed to play 38 minutes and not tally a single assist. He did, however, manage to turn it over 3 times. He is a fraud’s fraud.
Nets 97, Bobcats 91: Christmas has arrived early for Chris Douglas-Roberts, who said all he wanted was a win. Also, Devin Harris had one of the worst shooting games of his career. He continues to prove he’s one of the most overrated players in the Association. Dallas is really kicking themselves that they don’t have him. /rolls eyes
Lakers 108, Heat 107: Straight from the AP write-up of the game: “Kobe Bryant banked in a 3-pointer over Dwyane Wade’s defense at the buzzer, ending the superstars’ sensational duel and sending the Los Angeles Lakers to their eighth straight victory, 108-107 over the Miami Heat on Friday night.” I’m sorry, but when Dwyane Wade shoots 7-21, that doesn’t qualify as a sensational duel. Also, who banks in a three? Kobe = fraud.
Some more scores here.
One last thing: Don’t forget that there will be an epic minor league fagball game later this afternoon, with #1 Florida playing #2 Alabama. One of these teams (probably the loser) will be revealed as a giant fraudhead.
Enjoy your day.
Did Stigs write this?
Once some one doesn’t write anything for a while it is easy to copy his style and use it as your own.
I don’t even know you anymore, Hef (?)
How is that out of character for me. If anything you should have seen that coming a mile away. Fuck, it’s like I don’t even know you anymore.
mindsplosion!
I feel like I know both of you the exact same as before.
That’s a lyric from New Found Glory’s newest single, “I Know You”.