Czech out the block Jonathan Dwyer lands on some hapless Wake Forest DB righta the goal line. Sure, it’s a mild case of getting blown up, but it’s Dwyer’s reaction that seals the deal. That’s the mannerisms of a patented “bitch, sit down” block with textboox execution.
Thanks reader younglefty for the submission.
I’d give more kudos but left handed people are devil’s children and they scare me.
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College Football Hit of the Week
I think the hit of the week was to Intern Jace’s spotlight.
/not actually left handed
Way to trump the other post. Suck on that Intern Jace!
Spence is getting nervous that Intern Jace and his awesome football knowledge will take his job.
MLJ has an intern? I thought they were all interns?
intern jace works directly under hef…
on his knees?
And now I make amends to whoever the intern is
/
against MLJ protocol
This is what happens when you get out of the loop for so long.
That was gaysauce
don’t talk about my parent’s that way.
the only ones that talk to me are fetch and Bo
/
cries
Clarence, you also have to /run away while crying
CBH leave him be, let him drown in his tears.
Left handed people are actually 2.73 times more intelligent than right handed people.
/Book of Scientific Facts n’ Shit
You got it dude!
/Michelle Tanner’d
I jerk off with my left hand but Im right handed.
that cut me deep. real deep.
All Salt from your tears is gonna make it hurt even worse.
That “Bad Idea T-shirts” ad bothers me. First, the chick has shoulders like D-Ho. 2nd, the slogan on her top sucks. 3rd, it’s a blatant rip-off of Bad Idea Jeans.
Boss man just came by and dropped big bonus checks on everyone. Wasn’t expecting much if anything at all this year. FUCK and YES.
Now you can buy those sweet headphones you can’t use.
What’s wrong with just thinking “nice rack” and moving on?
+1
On a scale of Spud Webb to Manute Bol, how big of a check?
/scale meme’d
It comes to 8% of my annual salary, so I would say that is about a Kevin Durant.
Congrats, bbryan.
/prepares ramen sandwich
congrats, bbryan.
/prepares ghetto pizza (pilfered ketchup packet on panera trashcan bagel)
congrats, bbryan
/opens sugar packet.
//stares at clown and rex
Congrats bbryan.
/pours Cristal down the drain
Congrats, bbryan
/sincere
Congrats, bbryan.
/eats roll of $100 bills
Thanks everyone. Best part is it came as a separate check, wife won’t know anything about it. I’ve already prepared her for no bonus this year so I’ll get her good at christmas.
Fixed
Yeah, you’ll show her…buying her stuff. You’re a wild and crazy guy.
/makes wanking motion
Yeah just re-read what I wrote, that came out pretty shitty. Stupid to mention it in the first place. Sorry fellas.
/i’ll shut up now
Grab your pitchforks guys! Let’s run him off the internet!