It was quite a slow day around these parts and I think it’s because of people getting their bullshit work out of the way in anticipation for the upcoming week of Thanksgiving. I only get two days off of work next week, so fuck those guys.
As you know, Monday night is usually Spencer’s night for UTL, but he told us via the MLJ batphone that he had to suck off his boss and then apply facepaint for the Browns/Ravens Monday Night Football game that none of us will be watching. Hmmm, what is there to watch? I know a lot of people like that Big Bang Theory show…and then there’s that one with Doogie…and Pau Gasol will be on CSI – so that’s exciting, I guees. There might be other stuff that you like, let us know in the comments. Thanks!
In honor of Spence being gone, I’m gonna get listy with 5 of Spence’s secret loves (shhhh, don’t tell him about this post – it’s a surprise!):
5) Colt McCoy
Spence is so jealous of Colt, the way he throws bombs across the field with aplomb. Spence knows that the Buckeyes most likely would’ve won the Fiesta Bowl last year if they had McCoy. /true story’d
4) TV Dinners
Spence can appreciate how it packs most of the food groups into one convenient package. Best of all, you don’t have to fire up the stove or preheat an oven to prepare dinner – just press some buttons on a microwave! Hooray, science!
3) Reebok aerobics footwear
Spence likes how the shoes give a cushiony feel, while at the same time providing support on the ankles with the all-too-important velcro straps. Fierce fashion-sense is a plus.
2) KISS
Ever since he found out they had they coffeehouse, he turned a new leaf and started appreciating their music. He especially likes that one video where Gene Simmons sticks out his tongue or some shit.
1) University of Michigan
It mostly has to do with Spence respecting the fact that Michigan has more titles and total wins. He hopes that Ohio State can someday compete with that.
That’s it for me, folks. Enjoy your evening and tell a loved one how much you care. Seriously, it’ll make their evening.
Isn’t 2 days the norm? If I didn’t take Wednesday and Friday off I’d only get Thursday.
If that isn’t a Titleist on his head then I’m not buying that it’s really Spence.
Looks like he’s trying to invite people to his party mansion.
Spence also likes off brand x-out golf balls.
/he can’t pass up the deal
I heard Spencer is a huge Kobe Fan.
/He loves great basketball players
this was truly fantastic.
thanks for cheering me up before i have to go see the god damn shitty
wokbrowns.if you managed to fit in FUCK YOU DOWFEEN!!! in there somwhere, i might have actually pee’d my pants.
you crossed the line asshole.
Needs more Art Modell
Haha this is a great Ode to Spencer. This honor couldnt have went to a bigger douche.
Why does a turd come with the Hungry man deal? I have to agree with Spence on that.
What quarter do you think Spence stayed to? 2nd? 3rd?
i left at 16-0.
this is spencer’s new not so secret love:
http://www.bnbtobacco.com/ImgGrab.aspx?id=999950
agreed
He’s also positively wild about the bengals, their success, and especially their fans and uniforms.