Tonight is Game 6 of the World Series between the Phils and Yanks up in the Bronx at 7:57pm. Pedro meets Roidhead Pettitte. All of the storylines have been done to death. There may be basketball and hockey on the tube as well, but fuck’em(more on that coming up).
This may be my last post ever on Major League Jerk; as the following content will probably get me fired. If so, it was nice working with you Jerks. Oh, it’s safe for work, aside from one of the quotes. If you plan on Googling any of these women, please don’t do it at work. Coming up, my favorite pr0n stars on the interwebs. More below the fold…
1. Lexi Belle – age 22 from Independence, LA – The first time she ever had sex,
Lexi Belle
she was 17, and tried to use Saran Wrap in lieu of a condom. Nowadays, she plays the sweet & innocent whore of my heart (And no, it has nothing to do with the fact she looks underage-ish). She has been in the business for 4 years, and shows no signs of over usage. She loves girl on girl, but her best work is with a cawk. Go to Tube8 and search “Tips Welcome”.
2. Ariana Jollee – age 27 from Long Island, NY – 5′2″ 103 lbs, 34b-24-34 (Daughter of NY Radio Announcer Gil David) – She has 312 films to her acting credit (in a span of 6 years), and 8 as a director, according to IMDB. Won the (MVP award) SuperSlut of the year in 2005 & 2006. She loves double anal
Ariana Jollee
and is working on the triple version. Of all the porn stars out there, Ariana is probably the one girl that makes you say, “I think I got a shot at bangin her”. She bangs her fans from time to time, and you don’t even have to pay! Just reading her words makes you wanna jerk it; “I like facials. I like to eat it. No matter where it goes. You can really cum anywhere. Wherever gets you off, but I’m gonna scoop it up and eat it.” More of that in this interview
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3. Tory Lane – age 27 from Fort Lauderdale, FL – 5′6″ 34d-24-32 – This girl is a whore in every sense of the word. I bet she would give Hef a run for his money in the blowing doodz department. Her threesome
Tory Lane
scenes are pure magic. And she loves the dirty talk. Best in the biz. Oh, and she is all about the anal. Can’t get enough of it. She must bleach her balloon knot because it still looks fresh outta the box. Go to your favorite site and search for “Assploitations”. And wear some headphones because you don’t want your wife to know how big of a pervert you really are.
4. Heather Brooke – age 26 – 5′7″ 115 lbs, 35d-24-36 – She has a website called ideepthroat dot com, yet it hasnt been updated in years. Basically, she only has about 15 videos floating around the internet; and they are all of the oral nature. She may or may not have had her gag reflex removed. She is tall, has fake tits, and has a spectacularly toned body. You will fall in love when you check out her Myspace page.
Uh, wow. This is…informative.
Needs more Lacey Duvalle. Tory Lane is good.
Damn, should I not have done the list format? Is that lazy?
Hasn’t Heather Brooke only have the videos of her blowing her husband? Divorce, maybe?
and Ariana Jollee’s pic makes her look nasty. A Nassau 8, and a South shore 15.
I like the direction this site is going.
As a resident of South Shore Nassau I have to say your scale is working properly.
GSG, I believe you are correct. All of the videos I have seen were in her bedroom/laundry room and basically a just few minutes long. and the same schlong involved each time.
I’ve lived in both South Shore Suffolk and North Shore Suffolk, and my mom lives in Oyster Bay. I have to say the Mastic/Shirley area is where you find only the trashiest of women.
Gonzo, I’m not allowed to talk to you until after this series is over haha.
Did you win a bet? Nice job, dude.
I swear if Philly comes back to win this series I’m driving to NY and breaking Girardi’s kneecaps.
i’ll begin work on my top 25 milfs list as soon as i get back from my poker game.
/pretends to not recognize any of this post’s names
Tory Lane is a nasty bitch. One of my favorite white bitches. Sheila Marie is a good milf.
I prefer Brazilian Porn. Evasive Angles has a great selection of big booty bitches that take it in the ass.
Pinky is the baddest black bitch but she doesnt take it in the ass but she makes up for it.
On another note if I passed an at home drug test will I pass the Lab test I have to take tomorrow? I havent smoked since Oct. 1 and barley smoked on and off before that. I know Ive asked this question alot but I want to be able to sleep tonight.
Belladonna is the nastiest white bitch though. Just wanted to point that out.
is the lab test hair or urine? if its hair it goes back a while and i think they want to see if you’re doing hardcore shit not weed so hope you havent been doing some hardcore drugs. but if it is urine you should be ok. months or little bit less than a month is about how long it takes for weed to get out of your system.
Urine.
oh you’re good then. october first? you probably wont have enough shit in your system to set off anything. you’re good.
/doesnt give a shit
//i dont know shit about it
///or do i?
Just discovered Bree Olson, she is hot as fuck.
Other favorites Aurora Snow, Stacey Valentine, Savannah Samson
Tampa you’re fine unless you have the slowest metabolism known to man.
You’ll be good, just make sure to pee a few times in the morning before taking your test.
This was balls out funny.
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/5614/original/1244510846099.jpg?1247918381
Bo, as long as you haven’t done mounds of coke in the past month, you should be good in regard to that.
Fuck.