Today was a pretty fan-fuckin’-tastic day here at Jerk of the Major League persuasion, and honestly, I’m spent. So instead of give you something full of wit and wonderment, I’m going to throw up five a handful youtubes of my favorite college football plays since that I could find youtubes of, arrange them in an arbitrary order, and ask you kindly to input your own favorites in the commenting section.
Oh, and for the record, some of these might be extremely bojack’d.
Because this is the internet and this is what the internet is for.
5. The Bluegrass Miracle:
4. Vick vs. BC:
3. Tyrone Prothro’s catch against Southern Miss:
t2. Greg Jones’ jackin’ up of some UNC foo…I just put this in because it’s beastmode and you know it:
t2. Roy Williams Superman:
t2. Beanie Wells’ collegiate career…I’m sorry, I just love Beanie too much to just include one:
1. HOLY BUCKEYE!!!
So I like OSU a lot…who cares? Deal with it.
We’d care less if you didn’t force it down are throats. Before we met, I didn’t hate Ohio (yes, the entire state) nearly as much as I do now.
but i DID say, “deal with it.”
/which could also mean have an abortion
//FLUSH! FLUSH! FLUSH! FLUSH!
///always sunny’d
/Larry’d
When I saw the subject of the list, I was going to raise hell if Holy Buckeye wasn’t #1. Nice.
Also, Michael Jenkins with the great catch. He didn’t drop that one.
/Suck it, Falcons fans.
//face
Remember when Prothro broke his leg? That was sad.
The Holy Buckeye was pretty sweet.
Craig Krenzel isn’t walking through that door Spence.
/Krenzel >>>> Terrell Pryor
//Kobe >>>> Lebron
///Lebron is on HGH
Holy Buckeye! always makes me happy. As did the long walk on the beach with Clown in Mehcziko.
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He almost died in the hospital from a staph infection he got as a result of that. Also, that pretty much sealed Mike Shula’s fate at Alabama. He had no business being in the game at that point.
Also, here are a couple homered up favorites:
Kerry Watkins vs. Clemson
Megatron
Diesel
To Hell With Georgia
I would have added the Nebraska kicked catch versus Mizzou (I think).
Thx for the shirt, hef. I’ll be sure to get some promotional photos in DC for ya.
spence and nickp
Sorry it took so long to get to you.
That Holy Buckeye wasn’t even that good. 4th and 1 with a minute and a half left? Please. Here’s a real game winner.
no problem.
From one fag to another.
Ill, did you mean to email us all your 1st promo pic, or just Hef?
Don’t be jealous that you suck at Fantasy Baseball. Cause you do.
Im awesome when it comes to fantasy baseball. Fantasy Football…not so much.
That guy has too much hair to be me. I do have that shirt in the form of a bumper sticker on my car though.
tampa – you just suck at life, homie.