This glorious day will truly go in the top 300 days of posts in the history of Major League Jerk. We talked about football and basketball, with a little bit of other stuff mixed in there and I must say I was blown away by all of your contributions. Your rapist’s wit is beyond reproach and if I ever meet you in person, allow yourself to buy me a beer.
Not much sports on my mind, though, as I’m headed to the Jay-Z concert tonight. These are my favorite songs of his. If you don’t like them, kindly eat a dick.
5) Girls, Girls, Girls
Mostly because this is a takeoff from an old Biz Markie joint and I’m a sucker for the oldies.
4) Hey Papi
Timbaland is the best.
3) Hard Knock Life
Am I the only one that sings the little kid part of the chorus? Yeah? Okay.
2) I Just Want To Love U (Give It 2 Me)
Back when The Neptunes were at their apex.
1) Big Pimpin
Big tits everywhere, a Texas connection (UGK) and it’s a Timbaland production? You had me at “tits”.
Have a safe evening, folks, and tell a loved once you care. Seriously. it’ll make their day.
My Hov Top 5
1.Lucifer
2.2 Many Hoes
3.Dead Presidents
4.Snoopy Track
5.D’evils
yes, probably because this is one of the worst songs he did.
Have a good time at the show clown
Pedobear’d
Oh, loooook everyone… rich guy with his rich money richie rich bonus check riches came to this post to gloat on being rich and stuff.
Man, bbryan’s such a rich prick.
/Did I say that out loud?’d
Clown – do you listen to any Jay-Z songs that arent played on pop stations? No? Just checking.
Allure, Renegade, My First Song, Lucifer, the TakeOver, PSA, etc.
I’m far from rich, i wouldn’t have got nearly excited over a bonus check if I was rich.
/can’t argue about the prick part
//facts are facts
Good thing for drug test workers in Florida that Bo passed his test. Not so lucky in my neck of the woods.
if any of you listen to the carolla podcasts, i always read “bbryan” here as “bald bryan”. when i read his name, i first think, “awww, he has cancer”, but then i remember he’s just a rich, smug, prick.
Ha! If Tampa flunked his the only guns he would storm the building with would be the sour cream guns at Taco Bell
HAHA I remember your rant on Sour Cream caulk guns.