OK…we’re gonna change things up for this evening. You know, break the cycle? Get a little fresh blood in there? Change the diaper? Shit like that.
Yes, this is totally a commenter driven post inspired by a string of emails that I was only slightly involved with. The real brainfathers (wait…what?) are clown and Rex, two esteemed minds in the world of whatever the fuck we’re calling shit like this. Anyways, here’s the deal…there are going to be a bunch of “guilty pleasure” songs and your job is to either a) put the writer with the guilty pleasure song or b) add your own to the comments.
Is this a commenter driven post? Fuck and yes it is. But who gives a shit? Either it fails spectacularly and nobody remembers it a day from now or it’s fun, people have a good time and nobody remembers it a day from now. Either way, I win.
Oh, and one more thing…I don’t know who was being serious or not, so I have no idea if these are accurate or not. Whatever…the people taking part in this are clown, Happy, Hef, Nick, Roman and myself because we’re the only ones who respended (CRM was obviously too good for us for this one…either that, or I got stoned and missed his answer). One for each. And don’t be a fag and say Hef for all of them because, frankly, I thought of that way before you did.
Songs after the jump.
1. Sk8er Boi (really?) by Avril Lavigne.
2. Beautiful Life by Ace of Base
3. Poker Face by Lady Gaga
4. Arms Wide Open by Creed
5. Living on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
6. Si Te Vas by Marc Anthony
The answers: Hef, Hef, Hef, Hef, Hef, Hef.
/just kidding
“It’s Raining Men.”
/hef
/obvious
No fair I know the answers. To my credit though, I would have guessed correctly had I not known the answers.
The answers would be, except for that Marc Anthony song.
God, Kim K is so hot. She is a close second on my list behind Bar.
Would be me, got distracted by Kim.
This will take some thinking. Which one of you asses likes Tranny GaGa?
Tranny GaGa is an acceptable nickname. Also acceptable is Lady GuyGuy.
Definitely using both of these in public settings with friends and claiming them as my own.
/Called Miley Cyrus’s step brother Miles to much success
Never heard Lady GuyGuy. See, Happy, this is where you’re useful to me.
i’m going to take a shot. i am pissed my interwebs is fucked up at the house, this could play out to be a momentous evening here…
1.hef
2.nick p
3.happy
4.roman
5.spencer
6.clown
i feel pretty confident about the last 3, the first 3 not so much.
Big swing and a miss there. You suck.
I wish bbryan allowed Headphones in the office..he would totally be upping productivity with these awesome jams.
For the record you went 1-6.
ark, good job with the guesses. Here’s a hint. You got the names right, but they’re not in the right order.
1. Happy
2. Spencer
3. Nick
4. Roman
5. Hef
6. Clown
I think I got it:
1. Gonzo
2. Rex
3. CRM
4. Fetch
5. Stigs
6. Muriel Berman
was it roman and the creed song?
Triston..the object of this is to get the names in the right order
/you were 2-6
I am fucking insulted
Take that ark
Roman’s gay but he’s not that gay.
/okay yes he is
//but he still didn’t choose creed
///even though he probably fucking loves that song
so i take that as a no. but i also noticed triston had you with creed as well.
would you be less insulted if i had said ace of base?
i have already seen kim naked. next whore please.
1. Nick
2. Happy
3. Spencer
4. Roman
5. Hef
6. Clown
/doesnt give a shit.
so that would put hef wtih creed then.
/makes sense
2-6 again. Maybe Roman does like Creed.
damn, i don’t know my fake internet friends like i thought i did
1. Hef
2. Happy
3. Roman
4. Spence
5. Nick
6. Clown
0-6. And racist when considering the implication that Clown is the only one who could like Julio.
Err…Mark Antony.
/speaking of racist
1. Spencer
2. Roman
3. Stigs
4. Clown
5. Happy
6. Hef
3. Nick
/didn’t read all the blah blah blah
1. NickP
2. Hef
3. Spence
4. Happy
5. Roman
6. Clown
1. Nick
2. Happy
3. Clown
4. Hef
5. Roman
6. Spencer
1. Nick
2. Clown
3. Happy
4. Roman
5. Hef
6. Spence
Why the fuck does everyone think I like rat fucking Creed? I no longer enjoy this exercise.
/I still enjoy it
Even with the wrong writer in there..0-6
1-6
I thought you knew us Gonzo…0-6
Someone knows his boyfriend well…1-6
Fuck you Emo fags.
1 Hef
2 Clown
3 Happy
4 Nick
5 Roman
6 Spencer
0-6
so not only did i a.)invent this post idea 2.)queer’y the boys for their answers c.)have the idea blatantly stolen from me
but i also didn’t get included in the post?
nice, spence. i look forward to that mexiplace.
Why does everyone think I like sk8rboi??? God damn it.
/I do like it.
//but that’s not the one I picked.
///assholes
It’s so obvi.
/cuz you’re white
My cover is blown!
i always knew she sang sk8rboi but until i clicked the video, i apparently had never heard it as it rang no bells.
/much gayer song than mine
Can we all agree Roman fucks Mannequins?
1. Happy
2. Nick
3. Spence
4. Clown
5. Hef
6. Roman
1. paolo
2. Paolo
3. Hef
4. Paolo
5. Clown
6. Tampa Bo
/My new work schedule sucks, but now you’re all spared from my drunken fat guy rage.